Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4582. | cody (ocdy1001) | 58.37 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 4583. | Rajesh (curseraj) | 58.37 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4584. | yuujin (frsteiner) | 58.36 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4585. | Udar (sinulescu) | 58.36 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 4586. | Omar (omar_elaraby) | 58.34 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 4587. | Sam (galaxy_bloodcuz) | 58.32 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 4588. | Ivo (ivokaragyozov) | 58.32 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
| 4589. | J (yoyo123456789) | 58.31 | 94% | 2020-02-26 |
| 4590. | Manu (basuramanu) | 58.31 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 4591. | Kry (tenzzi) | 58.29 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 4592. | Luis (regneva17) | 58.29 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 4593. | keviah (lilmzzkeke99) | 58.29 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 4594. | Fred (raiising) | 58.28 | 99% | 2019-08-14 |
| 4595. | charegg1127 (charegg1127) | 58.27 | 92% | 2020-09-18 |
| 4596. | Fox (that_fox) | 58.27 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 4597. | root@localhost (loadaverage) | 58.27 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 4598. | pedro (pedrohex) | 58.26 | 94% | 2019-04-14 |
| 4599. | Gary (ggaarryy12340) | 58.26 | 97% | 2020-07-17 |
| 4600. | Kinda (kindakind) | 58.25 | 94% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4601. | Minaricuber (minaricuber) | 58.24 | 96% | 2018-05-12 |
| 4602. | Jackson (lordfarquaad) | 58.23 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 4603. | Jamie (jihemeh) | 58.23 | 94% | 2020-12-18 |
| 4604. | steph (sorrel3) | 58.23 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 4605. | BBB (beermindnor) | 58.22 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 4606. | S (suhaib_silwadi) | 58.22 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4607. | Lynn (lynn2) | 58.22 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 4608. | Thunder (jebanegash) | 58.21 | 95% | 2020-03-31 |
| 4609. | Paige (jack_hemmings) | 58.20 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
| 4610. | Kermilian Nguyen (kermilian... | 58.20 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4611. | nngffhj (nngffhj) | 58.19 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |