It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3357. | Derry (siribackwards) | 68.04 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 3358. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 68.00 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3359. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 67.99 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 3360. | Krystal (slowestgirl) | 67.99 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 3361. | Peter (luftpanzer) | 67.97 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 3362. | Francisco (aeos) | 67.94 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3363. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 67.92 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 3364. | youm (youm) | 67.91 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 3365. | Carlo (carlof) | 67.88 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 3366. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 67.88 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 3367. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 67.88 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 3368. | M (ezdr) | 67.87 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
| 3369. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 67.87 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 3370. | Nomig (nomig) | 67.86 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 3371. | Kamal (kamal250j) | 67.86 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 3372. | Ric (drrz) | 67.84 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 3373. | Joshua (mitchelljo2000) | 67.82 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 3374. | Bentley (cheesyben) | 67.82 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 3375. | Christina (peanut0718) | 67.82 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 3376. | Fisty (fistydotme) | 67.81 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 3377. | Bryz (bryz2k3) | 67.80 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 3378. | Alohomora (alohomora) | 67.79 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 3379. | nick (madddmantis) | 67.78 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3380. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 67.76 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 3381. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 67.74 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 3382. | Sugma (m3rky) | 67.74 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 3383. | KTH (kthmanish) | 67.73 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3384. | D (rejden) | 67.73 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 3385. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 67.71 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 3386. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 67.70 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |