As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6615. | sammy (sammysosa151) | 92.27 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 6616. | Karan Jain (karanjain18) | 92.27 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 6617. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 92.27 | 99% | 2016-02-29 |
| 6618. | Evan (wrongsandwich) | 92.26 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 6619. | neruねる💫 (properfinge... | 92.26 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 6620. | Stan (peppawutz) | 92.26 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 6621. | I (excelsiate) | 92.26 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
| 6622. | Eujean (eujean) | 92.26 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
| 6623. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 92.25 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 6624. | Sean (xxsonicxx) | 92.25 | 97% | 2015-11-21 |
| 6625. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 92.25 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 6626. | Sam (realsamxu) | 92.25 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
| 6627. | Ct (ct2020) | 92.24 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 6628. | Ron (ronald2) | 92.24 | 100% | 2015-06-04 |
| 6629. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 92.24 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 6630. | Will (wgomez1025) | 92.24 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 6631. | xBytez (xbytez) | 92.23 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 6632. | Prathamesh (pdatartech) | 92.23 | 94% | 2015-09-25 |
| 6633. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 92.22 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 6634. | Destiny (dmo9021) | 92.21 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 6635. | Trout (jbrunetti13) | 92.20 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
| 6636. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 92.20 | 98% | 2019-02-24 |
| 6637. | rUbbish (rubbisheap) | 92.20 | 94% | 2015-06-26 |
| 6638. | Farhan M. (farhanmasud) | 92.19 | 98.1% | 2024-01-28 |
| 6639. | Evan (crcd) | 92.19 | 97.2% | 2024-06-01 |
| 6640. | Melas (melas1) | 92.18 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 6641. | Emily (epicmusix) | 92.18 | 97% | 2016-01-14 |
| 6642. | Pannawat (teetee03) | 92.17 | 96% | 2022-05-22 |
| 6643. | Toby (toby_) | 92.17 | 97% | 2017-02-06 |
| 6644. | Alien (half_alien) | 92.16 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |