I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7616. | Mason (captainmom7) | 96.28 | 99% | 2019-10-14 |
| 7617. | karim (new_function7785) | 96.27 | 98.8% | 2024-06-08 |
| 7618. | IAmHorf (iamhorf) | 96.27 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 7619. | Elie (donhomsi) | 96.26 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 7620. | Dat (jgatz) | 96.25 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 7621. | Adam (adam2002) | 96.25 | 99% | 2021-12-30 |
| 7622. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 96.25 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 7623. | Mafuso (mafuso) | 96.25 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| 7624. | nerd (nashmi) | 96.24 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
| 7625. | jojo (jojoball) | 96.24 | 98.3% | 2023-10-21 |
| 7626. | David (neogeo211) | 96.23 | 96% | 2025-07-05 |
| 7627. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 96.23 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 7628. | ws (wdsyywd) | 96.22 | 99.4% | 2025-01-08 |
| 7629. | Seth (sethamajig) | 96.22 | 97.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 7630. | Sam (knuk) | 96.22 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
| 7631. | Vinny (vinnycsp) | 96.21 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 7632. | Somebody (sd9f8uu) | 96.20 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 7633. | Riley (defectivepixel) | 96.20 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 7634. | Patrik (pbody) | 96.20 | 100% | 2022-02-04 |
| 7635. | Teabwoi264 (teabwoi2) | 96.19 | 99% | 2022-04-28 |
| 7636. | Julie (owen789) | 96.19 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 7637. | John (equivocxl) | 96.18 | 98% | 2025-05-23 |
| 7638. | mijac (mijac) | 96.18 | 99% | 2024-05-09 |
| 7639. | FrozenCroissant (frozencroi... | 96.18 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 7640. | Maggie (migggggie) | 96.18 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 7641. | Plotinus (plotinusdickens) | 96.18 | 97.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7642. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 96.18 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 7643. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 96.18 | 99% | 2017-11-19 |
| 7644. | isaac (darealjoemama) | 96.17 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
| 7645. | Hannah (hanhaniee) | 96.17 | 99% | 2019-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |