As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24502. | (losethefur1) | 49.08 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
24503. | Steven (carnivorous_crustat... | 49.08 | 94% | 2022-11-07 |
24504. | HunTer (hunter420) | 49.08 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
24505. | Jose (aggieslow) | 49.08 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
24506. | Ad (shmldb) | 49.08 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
24507. | venkat (venkatvb) | 49.08 | 87% | 2016-05-27 |
24508. | Zaayan (ztharwani18) | 49.07 | 86% | 2016-07-26 |
24509. | Jherome Eduard (bl4nkk) | 49.07 | 93% | 2021-04-19 |
24510. | Jesse (curien3) | 49.06 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
24511. | William Vince (wvince02) | 49.05 | 95% | 2022-06-18 |
24512. | MNM (mnmnour) | 49.05 | 92% | 2017-10-08 |
24513. | Turtle (turtlesnail_69) | 49.05 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
24514. | Luna (aicaya) | 49.05 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
24515. | lime (justlime) | 49.04 | 94% | 2023-04-05 |
24516. | Aituar (aituar1523) | 49.04 | 89% | 2015-05-28 |
24517. | max (dogman50012) | 49.04 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
24518. | ABDELMOGHIT (ragnarox) | 49.03 | 94% | 2022-04-01 |
24519. | Peter (pswa22) | 49.03 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
24520. | Abhi Baby (payalc) | 49.03 | 95% | 2022-11-08 |
24521. | Emil (eijo) | 49.03 | 86% | 2016-04-07 |
24522. | Alex (mama5a) | 49.02 | 95% | 2021-01-28 |
24523. | ichok evrytm (sanji_san) | 49.02 | 88% | 2016-11-08 |
24524. | Alice (juicy0250) | 49.01 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
24525. | Divine (divfate) | 49.01 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
24526. | Vikneswaran (lucas97s) | 49.01 | 94% | 2016-08-04 |
24527. | Mahmood (alam123) | 49.01 | 97% | 2016-08-29 |
24528. | Pakboyakodati (pakboyakodati) | 49.00 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
24529. | Susil Kumar (susil787) | 48.99 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
24530. | Andrey (lasermaker) | 48.99 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
24531. | Syed (syedimad) | 48.99 | 93.4% | 2021-02-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |