The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12053. | Tovic (todave) | 42.74 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 12054. | Jon (jonpwn1) | 42.74 | 90% | 2011-10-26 |
| 12055. | vn.nb (vn_nb) | 42.74 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 12056. | Emily (emmersville) | 42.74 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 12057. | Aser (asermashhour40) | 42.73 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 12058. | alex (dcaa) | 42.73 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 12059. | Chenye (yuchenye12) | 42.73 | 97% | 2012-02-19 |
| 12060. | Kyle (kylebing) | 42.73 | 90% | 2015-05-08 |
| 12061. | Shekhar (shekhar_23) | 42.73 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 12062. | kifle (kifletdss) | 42.73 | 91% | 2017-05-25 |
| 12063. | Radien (radien7) | 42.72 | 92% | 2013-10-09 |
| 12064. | SnekChrmr (snekchrmr) | 42.72 | 94.3% | 2023-07-12 |
| 12065. | Ehsan (superberserker) | 42.72 | 94% | 2019-01-07 |
| 12066. | tan (tanminhtrinh) | 42.72 | 93% | 2011-06-29 |
| 12067. | ulle (jolle) | 42.72 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 12068. | Jordan (ilovebrittany) | 42.72 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 12069. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 42.71 | 79% | 2012-05-02 |
| 12070. | Rezin Miel (jinora_korra14) | 42.71 | 94% | 2021-02-27 |
| 12071. | fox (foxman9) | 42.71 | 93% | 2020-09-07 |
| 12072. | paw (pawpawpaw) | 42.71 | 98% | 2018-11-12 |
| 12073. | katherine (cherrycream25) | 42.71 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 12074. | noah (armedwhale) | 42.70 | 94.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 12075. | tstats[imrola] (imrola) | 42.70 | 96.2% | 2023-05-25 |
| 12076. | ANAND KUMAR (anandstet) | 42.70 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
| 12077. | Esther (icing) | 42.70 | 81% | 2013-02-15 |
| 12078. | Haise (haise0) | 42.70 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 12079. | Brian (bigbrianhenry) | 42.69 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 12080. | Roger (roger670) | 42.69 | 94% | 2015-10-30 |
| 12081. | Why Me (mr_tank) | 42.68 | 94% | 2020-12-11 |
| 12082. | Anette (__anne__) | 42.68 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |