I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4762. | ਹਰਵਿੰਦਰ ਸ... | 102.36 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 4763. | Martin (datshlt221) | 102.35 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
| 4764. | mehul (imaslowtiper) | 102.35 | 97% | 2024-05-23 |
| 4765. | t (zyxx) | 102.34 | 98.1% | 2023-12-14 |
| 4766. | Ed (raptorofli) | 102.33 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 4767. | Apithat Sombatsiri (itsmek4nz) | 102.32 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 4768. | Lauren (lauren_conrad) | 102.31 | 95% | 2025-06-05 |
| 4769. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 102.31 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 4770. | David (emmicks) | 102.31 | 97% | 2017-02-03 |
| 4771. | Tobi (tobitypes) | 102.30 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 4772. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 102.29 | 97% | 2017-04-05 |
| 4773. | carve (carve) | 102.29 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 4774. | ppun (ppun) | 102.28 | 96% | 2024-06-06 |
| 4775. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 102.28 | 96.9% | 2024-07-23 |
| 4776. | mariah (serialfriend) | 102.28 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
| 4777. | Isaac (inied) | 102.28 | 96.9% | 2024-02-20 |
| 4778. | Patrick (pawal001) | 102.27 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 4779. | ryota (ryotoom18) | 102.27 | 95% | 2018-11-02 |
| 4780. | Josh (jhc9999) | 102.26 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 4781. | 🏳️🌈🚫 Proud Homop... | 102.25 | 97% | 2025-06-30 |
| 4782. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 102.25 | 98% | 2025-04-15 |
| 4783. | Mark (wiseruser) | 102.25 | 99% | 2022-11-06 |
| 4784. | Nani (karlord) | 102.24 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 4785. | ben (risns) | 102.24 | 95% | 2023-09-24 |
| 4786. | Benjin (benjin7) | 102.23 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 4787. | Allen (allen11235) | 102.23 | 98% | 2021-02-20 |
| 4788. | Goatinator (go4tinator) | 102.21 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 4789. | Hadi (charaka) | 102.21 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| 4790. | Jimmy (jphan98) | 102.21 | 99% | 2021-02-04 |
| 4791. | YOUR DAD IS SEXY & HANDSOME... | 102.20 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |