As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7860. | zeeeef (seezylol) | 88.83 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 7861. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 88.83 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 7862. | Michael (yuleahcim) | 88.83 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
| 7863. | P (pacochen) | 88.82 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 7864. | Michael (micklepru) | 88.82 | 98% | 2018-04-14 |
| 7865. | Archaeic (vexurozian) | 88.81 | 81% | 2016-10-31 |
| 7866. | Mihir (plibither8) | 88.81 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
| 7867. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 88.81 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 7868. | Kevin (pubhub) | 88.81 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 7869. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 88.81 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 7870. | xinijia (xinijia) | 88.80 | 97.1% | 2025-06-05 |
| 7871. | Christopher (chrischafin) | 88.80 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 7872. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 88.80 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
| 7873. | pluto (plutto) | 88.80 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7874. | keyspect (stalence) | 88.80 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 7875. | dysprosium (dyspr0sium) | 88.80 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 7876. | ACARROT (acarrot) | 88.79 | 92% | 2017-04-07 |
| 7877. | Grayson (echotrademarked) | 88.79 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 7878. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 88.79 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| 7879. | ega (egareyh) | 88.79 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 7880. | Kian (kpm9) | 88.79 | 95.9% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7881. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 88.79 | 98% | 2015-05-16 |
| 7882. | Patrick (pawal001) | 88.79 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 7883. | Émile (ikashy) | 88.78 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 7884. | Grilled (grilleddonions) | 88.78 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 7885. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 88.78 | 97.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 7886. | Kate (katehashope) | 88.78 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 7887. | lalala (elira_lalala) | 88.77 | 99% | 2023-05-29 |
| 7888. | DANDAN (chriscui) | 88.77 | 97% | 2025-02-28 |
| 7889. | John (ahjohn321) | 88.77 | 92% | 2017-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |