So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8136. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 90.03 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 8137. | Regin (yoloburgerking) | 90.02 | 92% | 2015-12-26 |
| 8138. | PulseAD (pulsead) | 90.02 | 99% | 2022-02-28 |
| 8139. | Tony (sarcasticbanana) | 90.02 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 8140. | Perry ᗜˬᗜ (perryok) | 90.02 | 97.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8141. | Việt Hùng (minkate) | 90.02 | 97% | 2011-12-30 |
| 8142. | Noname (noname664) | 90.01 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 8143. | nick (n_eclipse) | 90.01 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 8144. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 90.01 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 8145. | Green (megagreenlightning) | 90.00 | 99% | 2016-09-28 |
| 8146. | jj (janeeze_) | 90.00 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 8147. | Ct (ct2020) | 90.00 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 8148. | Chase (chaseistyping) | 90.00 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 8149. | CountT (334600954) | 90.00 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 8150. | Corey (exit2stageleft) | 90.00 | 95% | 2011-08-20 |
| 8151. | Jared (j_rad) | 90.00 | 96% | 2012-01-06 |
| 8152. | Paul (paulgrob) | 89.99 | 94% | 2014-08-26 |
| 8153. | Frank (drummajor) | 89.99 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 8154. | Flambo (hapaz7king) | 89.98 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 8155. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 89.98 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 8156. | Pingbang (pbb_want_to_sleep) | 89.98 | 98.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 8157. | Scott (sisyphus) | 89.98 | 94% | 2016-06-27 |
| 8158. | Grilled (grilleddonions) | 89.97 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 8159. | dewg0ng (dewg0ng) | 89.97 | 85% | 2014-10-30 |
| 8160. | . (printsmorgan) | 89.97 | 95% | 2020-02-11 |
| 8161. | serk (sherp_68) | 89.97 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 8162. | Andy (andyyu) | 89.97 | 92% | 2014-12-02 |
| 8163. | Edard (edardstark) | 89.96 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 8164. | thuc (thucdx) | 89.96 | 96% | 2013-09-28 |
| 8165. | Ryan (r_b_tessier) | 89.96 | 95% | 2012-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |