And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11800. | DJCOSTCOSAMPLES (djcostcosa... | 94.11 | 99% | 2019-09-14 |
| 11801. | me_irl (powderer) | 94.11 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 11802. | Nano (nanohezna) | 94.11 | 92% | 2016-04-29 |
| 11803. | thu (lesinh) | 94.11 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 11804. | Ravenzlayer (r4nd4ll) | 94.11 | 99% | 2014-04-22 |
| 11805. | Moon (albertasdude) | 94.11 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 11806. | Alfy (bluealfy1509) | 94.10 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 11807. | Pachi (bakaloveloli) | 94.09 | 96% | 2019-10-20 |
| 11808. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 94.09 | 92% | 2017-01-14 |
| 11809. | 0 (z4min) | 94.09 | 97.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 11810. | Sniperblackout (sniperblack... | 94.08 | 94% | 2012-08-08 |
| 11811. | Ashley (cokemsheen) | 94.08 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 11812. | Jason (r_matey) | 94.08 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 11813. | wjstrummed (wanjing) | 94.08 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 11814. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (justanot... | 94.08 | 89% | 2016-01-25 |
| 11815. | MattTheDev (mdscranton) | 94.08 | — | 2009-10-02 |
| 11816. | Paul (paulgrob) | 94.07 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 11817. | masoniya (masoniya) | 94.07 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 11818. | Craig (ferok) | 94.07 | 94% | 2012-01-19 |
| 11819. | stormgate (stormgate) | 94.07 | 95% | 2012-10-30 |
| 11820. | Pirastro (tableya) | 94.07 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 11821. | Jason (jlaesxoin) | 94.06 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 11822. | Swedish (swedishsubmarine) | 94.05 | 96% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11823. | B. (karn555) | 94.05 | 95% | 2014-01-25 |
| 11824. | Ryan (ryanshirk) | 94.05 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
| 11825. | a (joshuawong5) | 94.04 | 93% | 2017-04-26 |
| 11826. | Mordraug (mordraug) | 94.04 | 94% | 2016-08-19 |
| 11827. | jay (trriplejay) | 94.04 | 96% | 2014-02-02 |
| 11828. | yesman (yesman9527) | 94.04 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
| 11829. | Indira (dirascorpio) | 94.04 | 93% | 2012-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |