The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25923. | MoeSet (moesett) | 61.84 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 25924. | WraithTheResonant (wraithth... | 61.84 | 95.7% | 2023-10-14 |
| 25925. | Lightning (lightning_mcq) | 61.84 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
| 25926. | Rask (frederik0147) | 61.84 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 25927. | Robert (meph87) | 61.84 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 25928. | Abdzag (abdzag) | 61.84 | 94% | 2022-02-25 |
| 25929. | joseph (jjtpe) | 61.84 | 91% | 2015-02-07 |
| 25930. | Miguel (avengher24) | 61.84 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 25931. | Dinh (proajune91) | 61.84 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 25932. | Quarter (quarter) | 61.84 | 93% | 2016-09-13 |
| 25933. | Sunny (caprisunny) | 61.83 | 94% | 2016-01-18 |
| 25934. | Adam (adamanz) | 61.83 | 97% | 2011-12-03 |
| 25935. | Lucas (lukim16) | 61.83 | 96.8% | 2021-02-07 |
| 25936. | Darren Yep (darrenyep) | 61.83 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 25937. | Jonas (zamurai88) | 61.83 | 96% | 2019-08-26 |
| 25938. | SP (spharish) | 61.83 | 93% | 2015-12-11 |
| 25939. | Lolka (snailman666) | 61.82 | 97% | 2019-08-25 |
| 25940. | Ishan (kooshnoo) | 61.82 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 25941. | joshi (vremox) | 61.82 | 89% | 2015-01-16 |
| 25942. | nathan (ma__ttam) | 61.82 | 93.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 25943. | Wigfrid (wigfrid) | 61.82 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 25944. | Ping (pinglam101) | 61.82 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 25945. | Paul (paulg2k_csgo) | 61.82 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 25946. | brbrb (brbrb) | 61.82 | 99% | 2019-08-13 |
| 25947. | Jan (johny7897) | 61.82 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 25948. | montse (lunitainthesky) | 61.82 | 94% | 2013-04-20 |
| 25949. | kk (kkrustic) | 61.82 | 94% | 2013-08-01 |
| 25950. | Hoa (hoanequin) | 61.81 | 90% | 2011-06-05 |
| 25951. | Lu. (luchvk) | 61.81 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 25952. | lala (2eazzy) | 61.81 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |