So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2380. | Jaka (jakatea) | 111.25 | 92% | 2017-03-08 |
| 2381. | Simon (sl123) | 111.24 | 94% | 2011-05-10 |
| 2382. | Jimmy (yunsehong) | 111.24 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
| 2383. | TUCK (tuckfrump666) | 111.24 | 94% | 2015-05-30 |
| 2384. | Nadia (nadia16) | 111.24 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 2385. | Paul (evariste_galois) | 111.21 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 2386. | Knortic (knortic) | 111.21 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 2387. | Timothy (tmdurey) | 111.20 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 2388. | Ton (2001or2) | 111.20 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 2389. | Jordan (ludovician) | 111.20 | 98% | 2012-08-28 |
| 2390. | Nick (waterproofcow) | 111.20 | 92% | 2016-10-19 |
| 2391. | Nick (therapeutic) | 111.20 | 99% | 2015-07-17 |
| 2392. | speedrunner (22_female) | 111.19 | 99% | 2015-05-20 |
| 2393. | Joseph (plex) | 111.19 | 95% | 2015-08-12 |
| 2394. | Eric (ek81) | 111.19 | 98% | 2013-10-18 |
| 2395. | belt (belt) | 111.19 | 92% | 2014-11-16 |
| 2396. | Steve (haxmatix) | 111.18 | 98% | 2016-04-07 |
| 2397. | tortoise (doggitydogs) | 111.18 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 2398. | Paul (paul133) | 111.18 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 2399. | Repeats.. Repeats everywher... | 111.17 | 91% | 2014-09-29 |
| 2400. | Andrew (mcentag) | 111.16 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 2401. | Bao (rogeratbao) | 111.16 | 93% | 2014-11-18 |
| 2402. | Petrarch (petrarch) | 111.16 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 2403. | Courtney (cbarbcat) | 111.15 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 2404. | Warslaughter (warslaughter) | 111.14 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 2405. | Ryan (rvisbeck) | 111.13 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 2406. | Jonatan (gustesmil) | 111.12 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 2407. | Al (seraphytus) | 111.10 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 2408. | bkk (yodamaster) | 111.10 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| 2409. | Stuart (crazystu) | 111.09 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |