So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1682. | Nicolas (nickneault) | 116.41 | 97% | 2016-09-05 |
| 1683. | Jared (neighborhoodquail) | 116.41 | 98% | 2014-01-26 |
| 1684. | Go Chiefs. (drunkenrocket) | 116.39 | 100% | 2015-01-16 |
| 1685. | Dace (dacevoltan) | 116.39 | 96% | 2012-02-24 |
| 1686. | K (zuggm) | 116.35 | 94% | 2016-03-20 |
| 1687. | Riri (rcki) | 116.33 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
| 1688. | Matt (peonlover) | 116.27 | — | 2009-03-18 |
| 1689. | i never win (neroflux) | 116.27 | 98% | 2014-04-10 |
| 1690. | друг (upheldrusty) | 116.26 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 1691. | Deodand (deodand) | 116.26 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 1692. | Mike (stilton) | 116.24 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 1693. | Max (ml3ha) | 116.24 | 95% | 2016-11-07 |
| 1694. | (heal) | 116.22 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 1695. | dank nissan (osubora) | 116.22 | 99% | 2014-06-06 |
| 1696. | Cloud (cloudfilth) | 116.22 | 100% | 2011-10-28 |
| 1697. | tstats[siriusvega] (siriusv... | 116.21 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 1698. | Pat (patshue) | 116.20 | 99% | 2023-09-19 |
| 1699. | Kinan (kinan) | 116.20 | 94% | 2012-11-14 |
| 1700. | Jeffrey (monkojeffrey) | 116.19 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 1701. | ERUK (eruk) | 116.19 | 97% | 2012-06-15 |
| 1702. | The (mercenariez) | 116.18 | 95% | 2012-03-24 |
| 1703. | woofwoof (swzr1993) | 116.18 | 94% | 2014-10-27 |
| 1704. | Narumi (udon) | 116.17 | 98% | 2013-10-20 |
| 1705. | Erik (megaspazz) | 116.17 | 99% | 2018-05-25 |
| 1706. | Wario (multiwario) | 116.17 | 98% | 2015-10-29 |
| 1707. | Jeff (ceffjavaliere) | 116.16 | 99.1% | 2023-10-27 |
| 1708. | ζЇЍϊЯ (jinir) | 116.16 | 99% | 2015-06-25 |
| 1709. | Erik (the__cpl) | 116.15 | 99% | 2017-10-04 |
| 1710. | Albert (1021839) | 116.14 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1711. | Fatal (fatalrendezvous) | 116.14 | 96% | 2014-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |