I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2679. | SalW3s (salw3s) | 79.20 | 96% | 2024-04-11 |
| 2680. | Benjamin (benky25) | 79.10 | 95.3% | 2023-06-08 |
| 2681. | Luis (regneva17) | 79.10 | 96.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 2682. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.06 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2683. | Siam Murshed (murshedslament) | 79.05 | 97% | 2025-03-25 |
| 2684. | Amelia (idioticgoat) | 79.05 | 96.2% | 2024-11-22 |
| 2685. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 79.04 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 2686. | kian (kian0) | 79.03 | 95.9% | 2024-07-01 |
| 2687. | Jeconiah (sereneeeee) | 79.01 | 96% | 2024-06-10 |
| 2688. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 78.99 | 95.9% | 2024-12-20 |
| 2689. | Jay (noj0ke) | 78.98 | 95.6% | 2024-07-22 |
| 2690. | jojo (jojoball) | 78.97 | 97% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2691. | Gidean (gidean) | 78.97 | 96.1% | 2024-03-02 |
| 2692. | alex (alexbread) | 78.96 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 2693. | gurgelgurka (gurgelgurka) | 78.95 | 98.6% | 2024-01-11 |
| 2694. | donquixote (radio_knife) | 78.94 | 97.9% | 2023-11-07 |
| 2695. | pat (patshelloworld) | 78.93 | 96.2% | 2024-05-02 |
| 2696. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 78.89 | 97.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 2697. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 78.87 | 95.2% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2698. | anguelo (anguelo_colemakdh) | 78.87 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 2699. | Master (medo2006) | 78.86 | 95.5% | 2025-03-29 |
| 2700. | Xave (meowcat12) | 78.84 | 95% | 2025-08-22 |
| 2701. | klungs (klungs) | 78.84 | 95.5% | 2024-01-12 |
| 2702. | Gordon (zxdondon) | 78.84 | 96.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2703. | Maky (makyy13) | 78.83 | 97% | 2025-07-07 |
| 2704. | Luke (thebionicbasher) | 78.83 | 96% | 2025-06-06 |
| 2705. | Xilverknight155 (xilverknig... | 78.83 | 97% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2706. | Sam David (samdavidd) | 78.80 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2707. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 78.80 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2708. | Ethan (an3223) | 78.80 | 95.6% | 2024-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |