I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2477. | Benjamin (benky25) | 79.10 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
| 2478. | Luis (regneva17) | 79.10 | 96.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 2479. | grep-er (511kartik) | 79.08 | 97.2% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2480. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.06 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2481. | Amelia (idioticgoat) | 79.05 | 96.2% | 2024-11-22 |
| 2482. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 79.04 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 2483. | kian (kian0) | 79.03 | 95.9% | 2024-07-01 |
| 2484. | Jeconiah (sereneeeee) | 79.01 | 96% | 2024-06-10 |
| 2485. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 78.99 | 95.9% | 2024-12-20 |
| 2486. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 78.98 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| 2487. | Jay (noj0ke) | 78.98 | 95.6% | 2024-07-22 |
| 2488. | jojo (jojoball) | 78.97 | 97% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2489. | Gidean (gidean) | 78.97 | 96.1% | 2024-03-02 |
| 2490. | alex (alexbread) | 78.96 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 2491. | gurgelgurka (gurgelgurka) | 78.95 | 98.6% | 2024-01-11 |
| 2492. | donquixote (radio_knife) | 78.94 | 97.9% | 2023-11-07 |
| 2493. | pat (patshelloworld) | 78.93 | 96.2% | 2024-05-02 |
| 2494. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 78.89 | 97.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 2495. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 78.87 | 95.2% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2496. | anguelo (anguelo_colemakdh) | 78.87 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 2497. | Master (medo2006) | 78.86 | 95.5% | 2025-03-29 |
| 2498. | klungs (klungs) | 78.84 | 95.5% | 2024-01-12 |
| 2499. | Gordon (zxdondon) | 78.84 | 96.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2500. | Luke (thebionicbasher) | 78.83 | 96% | 2025-06-06 |
| 2501. | Xilverknight155 (xilverknig... | 78.83 | 97% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2502. | Sam David (samdavidd) | 78.80 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2503. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 78.80 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2504. | Ethan (an3223) | 78.80 | 95.6% | 2024-06-24 |
| 2505. | tstats[sweetapple6911] (swe... | 78.79 | 96.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2506. | CookieChokis (cookiechokis) | 78.78 | 98% | 2024-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |