Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13055. | Davidson (iphoenix) | 80.00 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 13056. | wtf am i doing with my life... | 80.00 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 13057. | Ray (rayologist) | 79.99 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 13058. | ☔️ (orella) | 79.99 | 96.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 13059. | Marcus (marqueshark) | 79.99 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 13060. | my fingers aint fingering (... | 79.99 | 96% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13061. | Kathryn (kathrynb) | 79.99 | 93% | 2015-02-19 |
| 13062. | Peter (dletastar4) | 79.99 | 97% | 2018-05-25 |
| 13063. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 79.99 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 13064. | Tom (somanytypos) | 79.99 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 13065. | opECtRotlAsHaradOMerceaRChN... | 79.99 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 13066. | Matthew (crucifix13) | 79.99 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
| 13067. | Bree (blee6) | 79.98 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 13068. | Jason (cookja2000) | 79.98 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 13069. | asdf (rushlync) | 79.98 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 13070. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 79.98 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 13071. | Looking For GF (veiven) | 79.97 | 92% | 2015-01-21 |
| 13072. | ruthyyy (ruthhhh) | 79.97 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
| 13073. | Jeremy (jfly) | 79.97 | 95% | 2012-02-23 |
| 13074. | leniclavo (patricktheking) | 79.97 | 97% | 2019-09-14 |
| 13075. | Sean (polosauris) | 79.97 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13076. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 79.97 | 95% | 2015-05-01 |
| 13077. | slowAf (slow_af_dvorak) | 79.97 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 13078. | Jerimiah (razzlestorm) | 79.96 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 13079. | Brendan (brendalandan) | 79.96 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 13080. | Ⓐⓝⓣⓞⓝ (racingisaw... | 79.96 | 97% | 2020-04-10 |
| 13081. | whynottt (whynottt) | 79.95 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 13082. | Will (carbohydra) | 79.95 | 99% | 2023-06-19 |
| 13083. | Mor (morti_20) | 79.95 | 95% | 2022-10-12 |
| 13084. | Lettuce (rolesg) | 79.95 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |