As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6064. | Joe (joetelefair) | 93.54 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 6065. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 93.54 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 6066. | jg1a (jg1a) | 93.54 | 96.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| 6067. | Joze (el_lobe) | 93.54 | 98.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 6068. | Ryan (rchoi34) | 93.53 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 6069. | Shannen (shannen_04) | 93.53 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 6070. | Gustavo (offcoast1) | 93.53 | 93% | 2016-02-13 |
| 6071. | Teo (themightyghost) | 93.53 | 92% | 2016-04-23 |
| 6072. | John (jeli_likes_typing) | 93.52 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 6073. | ayush (rocky1708) | 93.52 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 6074. | candyyyyyyy (andewa_05) | 93.52 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
| 6075. | jonas (idoseggs) | 93.52 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 6076. | Kyu (kyukang) | 93.52 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 6077. | Ryan (thathei) | 93.50 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 6078. | Alex (ahdlbrg) | 93.49 | 99% | 2020-04-09 |
| 6079. | Hamski (maythose) | 93.49 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
| 6080. | Riley (defectivepixel) | 93.48 | 98% | 2023-06-10 |
| 6081. | leniclavo (patricktheking) | 93.48 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 6082. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 93.48 | 99% | 2023-07-13 |
| 6083. | trick20 (trick2001) | 93.48 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 6084. | Lee Paul (timberlandpaul) | 93.48 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 6085. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 93.48 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 6086. | Steven (stoveoveoven) | 93.47 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
| 6087. | Bade (terrabade) | 93.47 | 99% | 2022-02-19 |
| 6088. | Nick (nickawesomee) | 93.47 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 6089. | swagmaster893247 (swagswags... | 93.46 | 97% | 2024-05-30 |
| 6090. | Brock (awwaiid) | 93.46 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 6091. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 93.46 | 99% | 2021-08-08 |
| 6092. | Papa (quamthebomb) | 93.46 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 6093. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 93.44 | 99% | 2025-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |