I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1284. | Ryan (rmoore) | 120.22 | 98% | 2012-12-12 |
| 1285. | Victoria (spainpower) | 120.21 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 1286. | i quit every game (pboozin) | 120.20 | 97.6% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1287. | Bucky (bbeatwheater) | 120.20 | 99% | 2014-09-18 |
| 1288. | (coconutfroyo) | 120.17 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 1289. | tstats[lapakatapulta] (lapa... | 120.16 | 99% | 2022-08-08 |
| 1290. | (no_quit) | 120.16 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 1291. | Mihir (sahasrabudhemg) | 120.15 | 98% | 2014-06-28 |
| 1292. | burrito1 (jacobef2) | 120.14 | 100% | 2022-02-25 |
| 1293. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 120.14 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 1294. | (onetruegodniccage) | 120.14 | 95% | 2015-09-14 |
| 1295. | (bluedaem0n) | 120.13 | 96% | 2015-01-30 |
| 1296. | Alfredo 🎉 (zalfredo) | 120.12 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 1297. | icic (icecreamicecream) | 120.11 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
| 1298. | (ryan647) | 120.10 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 1299. | Jenn (rawrrcookies) | 120.09 | 97% | 2013-11-16 |
| 1300. | (slinkyscott1) | 120.08 | 96% | 2013-03-22 |
| 1301. | Dragon (dragoncurve) | 120.08 | 93% | 2014-11-26 |
| 1302. | Patrick (patrickmcgee) | 120.08 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 1303. | (lorusx) | 120.07 | 100% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1304. | Xtrato (gewitterhexe) | 120.07 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 1305. | (alphacentauri) | 120.04 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 1306. | Jonathan (jonadin) | 120.03 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 1307. | (mmk229) | 120.02 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 1308. | King (larrysw) | 120.01 | 97% | 2012-06-22 |
| 1309. | (silentsputnik) | 119.97 | 99% | 2014-01-25 |
| 1310. | Moen (superzerox) | 119.97 | 96% | 2014-04-30 |
| 1311. | (the_puglord) | 119.94 | 99% | 2018-12-16 |
| 1312. | (bunnycondaol) | 119.94 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 1313. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 119.94 | 99% | 2014-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |