So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29876. | Nitesh (malster) | 53.24 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 29877. | Quan (lylken) | 53.24 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 29878. | sigemsuka (sigemsuka) | 53.24 | 91% | 2013-11-13 |
| 29879. | charles (abru) | 53.24 | 92% | 2015-03-01 |
| 29880. | Alan (alanzim) | 53.23 | 94% | 2021-09-29 |
| 29881. | George (curvyfire) | 53.23 | 93% | 2021-09-30 |
| 29882. | Igor (noktdchd) | 53.23 | 94% | 2019-09-04 |
| 29883. | Ḿ (m_10) | 53.23 | 95% | 2021-08-31 |
| 29884. | abubkar (pico443) | 53.23 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 29885. | Hannah (hannahg) | 53.23 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 29886. | Bé bỏng (be_bong) | 53.23 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 29887. | Tabitha (teaarebee) | 53.22 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 29888. | Miguel (avengher24) | 53.22 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 29889. | Evelyn (evline) | 53.22 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 29890. | Brenden (proguitarist) | 53.22 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 29891. | Kevin (kvbx) | 53.22 | 91% | 2017-03-21 |
| 29892. | ethan (chenmen) | 53.21 | 95% | 2023-07-12 |
| 29893. | patrick (patrickfds) | 53.21 | 92% | 2013-11-29 |
| 29894. | Yanessa Viola (yanessa) | 53.21 | 92% | 2012-12-28 |
| 29895. | Gerard (clant) | 53.21 | 93% | 2015-12-15 |
| 29896. | Doctorgreenyou (doctorgreen... | 53.20 | 95% | 2018-08-17 |
| 29897. | Fahron (fahron) | 53.20 | 89% | 2012-10-19 |
| 29898. | Baboux98 (baboux98) | 53.20 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 29899. | Tei (teiahhh) | 53.20 | 94.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 29900. | Chester (chesterization) | 53.20 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
| 29901. | Marion (kizuta) | 53.20 | 92% | 2011-08-28 |
| 29902. | Jusuf (nerdtyper) | 53.20 | 92% | 2016-10-01 |
| 29903. | Thang (diesel_industry) | 53.20 | 84% | 2012-07-30 |
| 29904. | Teo (teotheterminator) | 53.19 | 94% | 2022-03-16 |
| 29905. | songdocheese (songdocheese) | 53.19 | 99% | 2020-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |