It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3959. | T (omega5002) | 61.92 | 93% | 2019-11-07 |
| 3960. | Phill (phillthethrill34) | 61.91 | 94% | 2020-04-29 |
| 3961. | Marcin (marzelin) | 61.87 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 3962. | Nabir (karmannghia) | 61.87 | 95% | 2017-12-15 |
| 3963. | Don (donbw) | 61.85 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 3964. | Alex (mooman978) | 61.84 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| 3965. | Dimitrius (dijiri) | 61.82 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 3966. | Salman (vashiistampede) | 61.82 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 3967. | Dog (nickiboyz) | 61.80 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 3968. | Lukasz (lpodolski) | 61.78 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 3969. | Livo (livo) | 61.78 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 3970. | Aise (ryen_th) | 61.77 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 3971. | Ben (bunjow) | 61.76 | 99% | 2017-11-28 |
| 3972. | HappySmore (happysmore) | 61.74 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3973. | nani (typingfever) | 61.71 | 93% | 2019-11-17 |
| 3974. | vikalimo (anoba) | 61.70 | 93% | 2020-09-26 |
| 3975. | Patchkat (patchkat) | 61.68 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 3976. | Slow Boys Club 🗿 (the_ch... | 61.67 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3977. | Maynard (iforgotmypen) | 61.66 | 94% | 2019-02-17 |
| 3978. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 61.62 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 3979. | Sharaf (sharaf) | 61.61 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 3980. | Jacob (gaycob) | 61.61 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 3981. | jakob (jakemcdake) | 61.60 | 98% | 2020-01-29 |
| 3982. | Sriniketh (srinikethamv) | 61.60 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
| 3983. | Julia (jrailo) | 61.54 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 3984. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 61.54 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3985. | Joe (jgizzi21) | 61.54 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 3986. | anatoly (tolya) | 61.53 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
| 3987. | Ryan (michna) | 61.53 | 95% | 2017-09-14 |
| 3988. | Kamen (kamen08) | 61.53 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |