I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009. | Felipe2003 (felipe2003) | 115.57 | 97.6% | 2025-01-07 |
| 2010. | Dan (dssl86) | 115.57 | 97% | 2015-11-26 |
| 2011. | Ryan (ryanengesser) | 115.56 | 97% | 2017-03-25 |
| 2012. | 144p 1998 VW Beetle (stryke... | 115.55 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 2013. | dan (tsane) | 115.53 | 99% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2014. | Ahmadi (transporter) | 115.53 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 2015. | rawrrr (darrrrrrr) | 115.52 | 97.2% | 2025-04-25 |
| 2016. | Dark (lewpur) | 115.51 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 2017. | L (professor_l) | 115.50 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 2018. | Jack (bandages) | 115.50 | 92% | 2015-06-02 |
| 2019. | Benjamin (orangeflyingcow) | 115.50 | 95% | 2015-07-06 |
| 2020. | loois (gorgontes) | 115.49 | 99.7% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2021. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 115.46 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 2022. | William (tmwilliamlin168) | 115.46 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 2023. | MetaMan (meta_man) | 115.45 | 97% | 2017-01-04 |
| 2024. | Kathryn (grace6446) | 115.45 | 97% | 2016-12-19 |
| 2025. | Oliver (pastapower05) | 115.42 | 99.7% | 2024-11-14 |
| 2026. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 115.42 | 97.8% | 2024-10-29 |
| 2027. | Trajan (trajanme) | 115.41 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2028. | Minas (mmel) | 115.41 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2029. | Allen (keenharlequin) | 115.41 | 97% | 2016-08-25 |
| 2030. | Haksmooth (maznflip) | 115.37 | 97.6% | 2023-12-17 |
| 2031. | d (dc37) | 115.37 | 98% | 2017-06-27 |
| 2032. | daspartic (daspartic) | 115.37 | 94% | 2015-08-16 |
| 2033. | sujsh (sujsh) | 115.36 | 99% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2034. | Axton (recklessxd) | 115.34 | 99% | 2018-01-22 |
| 2035. | T (tcubesak) | 115.34 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| 2036. | Paul (dakuzo) | 115.33 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 2037. | Christian (xtrenuous) | 115.32 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 2038. | Austin (austin4040) | 115.32 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |