As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15611. | Ian (ianlang123) | 71.19 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 15612. | John (loki83jcg) | 71.19 | 91% | 2016-01-18 |
| 15613. | eryoma (eryoma) | 71.19 | 92% | 2016-05-29 |
| 15614. | tofuegy (tofuegy) | 71.18 | 93% | 2024-06-03 |
| 15615. | Mohammed (md_islam) | 71.18 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 15616. | Kristian (jivkovk) | 71.18 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| 15617. | ZR (zzrjoe) | 71.18 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 15618. | KitKat (stardust_collision) | 71.17 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 15619. | DingDongDingy (dingdongdingy) | 71.17 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| 15620. | sz4bo (sz4bo) | 71.17 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 15621. | Keo (mightkeo) | 71.17 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 15622. | Vladislav (atmsphrx) | 71.17 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 15623. | abi (buckleyjeff) | 71.16 | 96.7% | 2024-08-02 |
| 15624. | Mark (lemon________) | 71.16 | 93% | 2021-04-05 |
| 15625. | Mason (masonkg) | 71.16 | 97.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 15626. | Fudance (fudance) | 71.16 | 97% | 2016-03-08 |
| 15627. | Cam (racetam) | 71.15 | 91% | 2016-10-23 |
| 15628. | Jason (jason_the_human) | 71.15 | 97% | 2025-07-02 |
| 15629. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 71.15 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 15630. | Brandon (pastaneko) | 71.15 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 15631. | zonked (zonked) | 71.15 | 93% | 2016-03-31 |
| 15632. | chocolateknife (chocolatekn... | 71.15 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 15633. | DanYellow (yellowsbluestar) | 71.14 | 99% | 2024-08-06 |
| 15634. | Lee (lemonade_xd) | 71.14 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 15635. | dishie (the_dishwasher) | 71.14 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
| 15636. | Micahel (mvpolivko) | 71.14 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 15637. | gloez (gloez) | 71.14 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 15638. | Daniel (gismo359) | 71.14 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 15639. | Eric (airwick_) | 71.13 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 15640. | Shally (shallybroken) | 71.13 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |