And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33289. | MenacingPotato (nick199804) | 56.42 | 89% | 2015-07-17 |
| 33290. | juan (juan) | 56.42 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 33291. | Thor (thorern00) | 56.41 | 94% | 2022-03-23 |
| 33292. | Liew (00hong) | 56.41 | 97% | 2017-06-04 |
| 33293. | Ashish (ashish11300) | 56.41 | 98% | 2014-11-12 |
| 33294. | Surya (surya_a) | 56.41 | 84% | 2013-04-09 |
| 33295. | maya (mymyw) | 56.41 | 99% | 2019-08-21 |
| 33296. | Go Broncos (hicksterman7) | 56.41 | 94% | 2013-10-27 |
| 33297. | Milan Pansuriya (milan_p) | 56.40 | 95.6% | 2023-05-24 |
| 33298. | Chase (chasetafur) | 56.40 | 97% | 2017-01-02 |
| 33299. | Nguyen (myouzen) | 56.40 | 96% | 2011-10-20 |
| 33300. | Solar (kngrichard) | 56.40 | 95% | 2016-03-26 |
| 33301. | Pongkornpat (zongjiang) | 56.39 | 94% | 2017-09-01 |
| 33302. | Nadia (sul_nadia) | 56.39 | 97% | 2012-01-09 |
| 33303. | rawwell (rawwell) | 56.39 | 94% | 2013-04-25 |
| 33304. | amankwa (hla885) | 56.39 | 97% | 2012-05-17 |
| 33305. | Parv (parvmodi) | 56.38 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 33306. | Simon (stopcha) | 56.38 | 95% | 2021-07-17 |
| 33307. | Dipankar (dipankarkumar275) | 56.38 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 33308. | kevin (threather) | 56.38 | 96.8% | 2023-05-22 |
| 33309. | best (bestvalentine) | 56.38 | 91% | 2014-10-13 |
| 33310. | Isaac (static_meme) | 56.38 | 96% | 2020-02-11 |
| 33311. | shoaibakhtar (goldblood) | 56.37 | 95.1% | 2023-05-28 |
| 33312. | Manaday (manadaym) | 56.37 | 95% | 2022-07-22 |
| 33313. | Yaya (jostu) | 56.37 | 94% | 2017-10-13 |
| 33314. | Guilherme (gui_calheira) | 56.37 | 95% | 2021-10-02 |
| 33315. | Howard (kiwymic) | 56.37 | 92% | 2013-12-21 |
| 33316. | qadeer (qadeer37@yahoo.com) | 56.37 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 33317. | Erik (ersken90) | 56.36 | 90% | 2015-05-09 |
| 33318. | Banana (pollywrath) | 56.36 | 96.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |