Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5609. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 55.02 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5610. | Hieu (hieu999) | 55.02 | 92% | 2020-11-26 |
| 5611. | Rajat (rajatbhatnagar) | 55.02 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 5612. | hekima (ashery) | 55.00 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5613. | Iasia (iasiabeh) | 54.99 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
| 5614. | Luke (youwanticetea) | 54.98 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 5615. | Ron (4ronse) | 54.98 | 93% | 2019-10-31 |
| 5616. | Itzael (thrlegend) | 54.97 | 95% | 2018-12-12 |
| 5617. | Temp (drbeatman) | 54.96 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 5618. | David (czhdavid) | 54.95 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
| 5619. | SkinnyLegend (ar247292) | 54.95 | 94% | 2019-02-01 |
| 5620. | Joan (joanwyss) | 54.93 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 5621. | Boogs (boogs53) | 54.92 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 5622. | xStevatt (xstevatt) | 54.90 | 94% | 2019-01-14 |
| 5623. | Hassan (hassanalmatar) | 54.89 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 5624. | Clebson (cmoura) | 54.89 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 5625. | Haribo (haribooo) | 54.88 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 5626. | Masud (parves1527) | 54.88 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 5627. | Asif (asif04) | 54.87 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 5628. | Artem (bloodypikachu) | 54.87 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 5629. | josmit (assassin6757674) | 54.85 | 95% | 2018-11-03 |
| 5630. | typer (turbo360) | 54.85 | 94% | 2017-10-25 |
| 5631. | petrol (petrol) | 54.83 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 5632. | Carla (thiacyn) | 54.83 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 5633. | Yatharth (yatharthdhamu07337) | 54.79 | 95% | 2020-11-01 |
| 5634. | nothn' (nonofyourbusiness) | 54.79 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 5635. | Shirui (ozdxx1012) | 54.79 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 5636. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 54.78 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 5637. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 54.76 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 5638. | Yen (yenneilyn) | 54.75 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |