As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4211. | (beitel) | 100.66 | 94% | 2016-03-19 |
| 4212. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 100.66 | 99% | 2019-01-27 |
| 4213. | (arztareef) | 100.65 | 96% | 2025-03-18 |
| 4214. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 100.64 | 99.8% | 2023-11-23 |
| 4215. | (krayons) | 100.63 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 4216. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 100.63 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 4217. | Jearcan (jearcan) | 100.62 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4218. | Abhishek Jain (abhi_the_typer) | 100.61 | 98.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 4219. | derdier (derdier) | 100.61 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 4220. | (avoc17) | 100.60 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 4221. | emma (restarting) | 100.59 | 97% | 2025-06-14 |
| 4222. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 100.59 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 4223. | (foobird) | 100.59 | 99% | 2019-06-10 |
| 4224. | (sweethan) | 100.58 | 98.2% | 2023-06-20 |
| 4225. | (zamperini36) | 100.58 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 4226. | (lchopz) | 100.58 | 95% | 2017-05-28 |
| 4227. | (cloudworks) | 100.57 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 4228. | (ausp1c1ous) | 100.57 | 99.1% | 2024-09-26 |
| 4229. | (helvetica) | 100.57 | 98% | 2016-12-05 |
| 4230. | Paruki- (paruki) | 100.57 | 98% | 2015-04-24 |
| 4231. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 100.57 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 4232. | (getrektttt) | 100.56 | 96% | 2025-05-14 |
| 4233. | (chromebookman) | 100.56 | 96% | 2025-05-09 |
| 4234. | D (ducktypist) | 100.56 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 4235. | Jehu (ejalcoba100) | 100.56 | 97.2% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4236. | josh (qicksilver) | 100.55 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4237. | (anguelo) | 100.55 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 4238. | (kungszehon) | 100.55 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 4239. | (abra_cadabra) | 100.54 | 97.6% | 2024-12-23 |
| 4240. | (taragine) | 100.54 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |