As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12093. | M (migrape) | 79.27 | 97.7% | 2024-03-07 |
| 12094. | Danish (danishamir) | 79.27 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 12095. | Ian (germanika) | 79.27 | 94% | 2015-06-23 |
| 12096. | j (fore) | 79.27 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 12097. | Titel (andrewh) | 79.27 | 97% | 2016-07-06 |
| 12098. | Vu (hhoakm) | 79.26 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 12099. | Mizzy (mr_mizzy) | 79.26 | 97% | 2024-03-26 |
| 12100. | Kool (robozarp) | 79.26 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
| 12101. | Trollbaus (miguelll) | 79.26 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 12102. | Nicky (nicky027) | 79.26 | 95% | 2016-05-16 |
| 12103. | Shashi (shashianand230) | 79.25 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 12104. | Fabian (fabs0000) | 79.25 | 93% | 2017-01-28 |
| 12105. | Alan (ralphal97) | 79.25 | 96% | 2021-02-14 |
| 12106. | Hapybratt (hapybratt) | 79.25 | 98% | 2021-02-18 |
| 12107. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 79.25 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 12108. | β¦ππππβ¦Tadas... | 79.25 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 12109. | Shaina (shainaziza) | 79.24 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12110. | Parth (parthpsh) | 79.24 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 12111. | slow (edvin_fps) | 79.24 | 94% | 2020-01-18 |
| 12112. | laezza (inimitabile) | 79.24 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 12113. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 79.24 | 99% | 2018-03-20 |
| 12114. | Billy (iolife) | 79.24 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 12115. | Liad (ozonzono) | 79.24 | 96% | 2023-03-31 |
| 12116. | Rosie (poppyp) | 79.24 | 98% | 2015-04-16 |
| 12117. | buttbag (letsbecatstogether) | 79.24 | 99% | 2017-10-01 |
| 12118. | TheTypers (reducer) | 79.23 | 97.2% | 2024-06-04 |
| 12119. | Eva (niejingtan) | 79.23 | 100% | 2017-01-03 |
| 12120. | Thusthus (gmdliam) | 79.22 | 97% | 2019-02-03 |
| 12121. | napppyuuu (napppyu) | 79.22 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 12122. | WheelieTron3000 (wheelietro... | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |