Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3291. | BeaT (anutorn) | 73.87 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 3292. | (ramcham) | 73.86 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3293. | Daniel (irrrlrvant) | 73.86 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3294. | (minkk777) | 73.85 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| 3295. | (johncho) | 73.85 | 95% | 2019-11-19 |
| 3296. | (rngy) | 73.85 | 95% | 2017-07-29 |
| 3297. | (tanasis) | 73.84 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 3298. | (riteshpatel) | 73.84 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 3299. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 73.84 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3300. | (gerztwn) | 73.81 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 3301. | (jadezade76) | 73.79 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 3302. | (sima0502) | 73.79 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 3303. | (x101) | 73.77 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 3304. | Tyler (tylere216) | 73.75 | 95% | 2019-04-17 |
| 3305. | (clouhhd_) | 73.74 | 96% | 2020-05-29 |
| 3306. | (m0nday) | 73.74 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 3307. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 73.73 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 3308. | (parthbudds) | 73.73 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 3309. | ๖ۣۜJÌ•Í¡oÍ Ò‰ÍŸe̛͘͢Í... | 73.73 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3310. | (neon95) | 73.72 | 99% | 2019-11-08 |
| 3311. | (qisaw) | 73.71 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3312. | (_lyricist) | 73.71 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 3313. | Jason (tophbeifong123) | 73.71 | 96% | 2019-12-26 |
| 3314. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 73.70 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 3315. | Flurb (lifeflurb) | 73.69 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3316. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 73.69 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3317. | dylan (doit_) | 73.68 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
| 3318. | Val (valenre) | 73.67 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 3319. | Wolferwow (baime) | 73.67 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
| 3320. | (cardeer) | 73.66 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |