Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2833. | (csgomaster) | 70.90 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 2834. | I'm slower than before :sku... | 70.90 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
| 2835. | Galatia (xisnyang) | 70.88 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 2836. | (maxcampman) | 70.86 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 2837. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 70.86 | 96% | 2019-01-13 |
| 2838. | (lonarexiz) | 70.85 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 2839. | (peawyoyoyin) | 70.84 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 2840. | Kardo (kardoj) | 70.84 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 2841. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 70.84 | 99% | 2019-10-28 |
| 2842. | (real_empe) | 70.83 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 2843. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 70.79 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 2844. | (manjula121) | 70.78 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| 2845. | (fonzus) | 70.78 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 2846. | (znpfg) | 70.75 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 2847. | Bonez (lt_bonez) | 70.75 | 96% | 2018-11-06 |
| 2848. | (raymonds) | 70.74 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
| 2849. | (parthbudds) | 70.72 | 97% | 2018-07-09 |
| 2850. | (lasindu) | 70.72 | 97% | 2017-12-23 |
| 2851. | (exoctorok) | 70.72 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 2852. | zanydruid (zanydruid) | 70.71 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 2853. | (zaqaz1q) | 70.70 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 2854. | wessel (wesseltype) | 70.70 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2855. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 70.68 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2856. | Ashish (ashi1198) | 70.68 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 2857. | Tom (tombertoli) | 70.67 | 95% | 2019-06-18 |
| 2858. | (aarstneio) | 70.66 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 2859. | (samad_) | 70.66 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2860. | Ben (bentontypesfast) | 70.65 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 2861. | Kevin (kytrex) | 70.61 | 95% | 2017-12-03 |
| 2862. | (masa_ksuh) | 70.59 | 94% | 2020-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |