So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16472. | (j0y_y) | 73.49 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 16473. | (darkday87) | 73.49 | 91% | 2016-04-27 |
| 16474. | (infinitemethod) | 73.48 | 90% | 2014-01-14 |
| 16475. | David (seismicsandwich) | 73.48 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 16476. | Alikhan (realikh) | 73.48 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 16477. | (kmurbi23) | 73.48 | 95.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 16478. | Vishal (vpm911) | 73.48 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 16479. | (seadranx) | 73.48 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 16480. | Damian (nerval) | 73.48 | 90% | 2014-10-08 |
| 16481. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 73.47 | 96.6% | 2023-09-27 |
| 16482. | (fallencatzz) | 73.47 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 16483. | Hapax (hapaxx) | 73.47 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 16484. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 73.47 | 96.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 16485. | (bigcock69) | 73.47 | 94% | 2017-01-12 |
| 16486. | William (thenameswill) | 73.47 | 93% | 2016-12-01 |
| 16487. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 73.47 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 16488. | (17lingh1) | 73.46 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 16489. | (physix) | 73.46 | 89% | 2016-03-24 |
| 16490. | (unstoppableforce96) | 73.46 | 96.2% | 2023-07-29 |
| 16491. | (carl_js) | 73.46 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 16492. | (eddyhack) | 73.46 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 16493. | Song (zeyryu) | 73.46 | — | 2010-10-20 |
| 16494. | parth (parthb) | 73.46 | 91% | 2014-07-16 |
| 16495. | Teh (alias3e) | 73.45 | 97% | 2016-01-22 |
| 16496. | return NULL; (honor12) | 73.45 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
| 16497. | (ultimates4ndm4n) | 73.45 | 97% | 2014-02-24 |
| 16498. | (nelvindriz) | 73.45 | 98% | 2014-05-21 |
| 16499. | (exdark) | 73.45 | 95% | 2016-05-30 |
| 16500. | Radien (radien7) | 73.45 | 98% | 2014-01-13 |
| 16501. | (noe7) | 73.45 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |