The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36654. | FAYYoLight (yolight) | 57.36 | 92.6% | 2024-01-11 | 
| 36655. | Teio (lubinjian) | 57.36 | 95% | 2024-05-16 | 
| 36656. | Taheer (slayer_apparently) | 57.36 | 98% | 2021-04-20 | 
| 36657. | MadisonSpev (mspev) | 57.36 | 96% | 2024-03-11 | 
| 36658. | Daniel (danieltyping) | 57.36 | 92% | 2013-06-15 | 
| 36659. | Seojin (tjwls0404) | 57.36 | 87% | 2014-04-26 | 
| 36660. | Zeke (nemesiszeke) | 57.35 | 97% | 2025-02-06 | 
| 36661. | Josh (thoughtlesstyper) | 57.35 | 96% | 2025-09-14 | 
| 36662. | Maria (skanes4yabrains) | 57.35 | 98% | 2024-10-24 | 
| 36663. | chupapi (nerve784126) | 57.35 | 96% | 2023-01-14 | 
| 36664. | ernest Rouaud (picolafrappe) | 57.35 | 94% | 2023-04-15 | 
| 36665. | Adam (adam2002) | 57.35 | 92% | 2020-09-13 | 
| 36666. | Ahmad (aj_react) | 57.35 | 97% | 2020-06-04 | 
| 36667. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 57.35 | 96% | 2023-01-02 | 
| 36668. | Henry (xylz) | 57.35 | 96% | 2014-05-10 | 
| 36669. | Vikk (commitedtowrite) | 57.35 | 94% | 2015-04-29 | 
| 36670. | Rocky (parteekjatai) | 57.34 | 97% | 2025-05-31 | 
| 36671. | stoic x (stoicx69) | 57.34 | 95% | 2024-01-10 | 
| 36672. | Wob (wobber) | 57.34 | 95% | 2021-11-18 | 
| 36673. | Amiin (amiinaqoonraadiye) | 57.33 | 96% | 2025-06-30 | 
| 36674. | Nguyen (nguyen523) | 57.33 | 96% | 2025-05-17 | 
| 36675. | aukwood (aukwood) | 57.33 | 95% | 2024-04-28 | 
| 36676. | tstats[evanraze] (evanraze) | 57.33 | 94.5% | 2023-05-28 | 
| 36677. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 57.33 | 95% | 2020-09-22 | 
| 36678. | kolja (callmemink) | 57.33 | 95% | 2021-12-04 | 
| 36679. | surendra (surex54) | 57.33 | 96% | 2017-02-25 | 
| 36680. | Nate (scourse) | 57.33 | 94% | 2013-12-24 | 
| 36681. | Kevin (kc4tennis) | 57.33 | 99% | 2014-08-28 | 
| 36682. | Justin (justintime21) | 57.33 | — | 2010-06-09 | 
| 36683. | WittyGhost887 (wittyghost887) | 57.32 | 94% | 2024-04-06 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 | 
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 | 
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |