Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2421. | (olive11) | 109.86 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 2422. | Danat (danat_ayazbayev) | 109.86 | 95.8% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2423. | asu (asu04) | 109.85 | 96% | 2013-07-31 |
| 2424. | (carengee) | 109.85 | 98% | 2011-08-26 |
| 2425. | arps (arpz) | 109.85 | 97% | 2012-07-26 |
| 2426. | Ray Philip (jhong050196) | 109.85 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2427. | Ross (pyramidgg) | 109.85 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 2428. | (tokiwotomare) | 109.84 | 89% | 2011-07-20 |
| 2429. | monochrome (artemis_05) | 109.84 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 2430. | Ray (iconoclastic) | 109.80 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 2431. | (nightninjarag) | 109.80 | 95% | 2014-06-10 |
| 2432. | (pizzatyper23) | 109.80 | 100% | 2022-04-18 |
| 2433. | (a_pigeon) | 109.79 | 98% | 2015-10-30 |
| 2434. | (netham45) | 109.79 | 95% | 2016-07-27 |
| 2435. | (aedrabani) | 109.77 | 96% | 2013-12-14 |
| 2436. | (thirteenkeys) | 109.77 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 2437. | blank (parse) | 109.76 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 2438. | (brettstenerson) | 109.75 | 98% | 2012-06-12 |
| 2439. | (dvorak_ftw) | 109.75 | 93% | 2013-03-09 |
| 2440. | (goombella) | 109.75 | 88% | 2015-03-15 |
| 2441. | Ryan (fantazm) | 109.75 | 97% | 2017-01-02 |
| 2442. | (heavyseas) | 109.75 | 94% | 2012-12-28 |
| 2443. | NebulaGrey (dmorrow3) | 109.74 | 96% | 2014-11-16 |
| 2444. | (isekaiyuusha) | 109.74 | 97% | 2016-04-15 |
| 2445. | (ylfrettub) | 109.73 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 2446. | (rtms999) | 109.72 | 94% | 2015-01-13 |
| 2447. | Sevenum (sevenum) | 109.72 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 2448. | (kmburtt) | 109.72 | 100% | 2014-06-06 |
| 2449. | Andrew (12345142) | 109.71 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 2450. | allan (zhangerbanger) | 109.71 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |