Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 767. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 97.20 | 99% | 2018-09-22 |
| 768. | Usman (x1itachi) | 97.19 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
| 769. | winter (enjjj) | 97.18 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 770. | R (rhinousc) | 97.13 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 771. | raz🐢 (razman) | 97.09 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 772. | _dcgc (wdana) | 97.09 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
| 773. | The_Puglord (the_puglord) | 97.08 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 774. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 97.08 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 775. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 97.08 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 776. | Jay (jayrealx2) | 97.07 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 777. | Kevin (kevinali1) | 97.07 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 778. | tstats[sinkingecstasies] (s... | 97.05 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 779. | Jimmy (cthuluhoop123) | 97.04 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 780. | Alexandre (aletm) | 97.03 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 781. | . (xtypscer) | 97.01 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
| 782. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 96.98 | 100% | 2020-08-06 |
| 783. | Angela (silent_t) | 96.96 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 784. | Tona (tona5959) | 96.96 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
| 785. | Y (tomfoolery42) | 96.96 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 786. | blank (parse) | 96.96 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 787. | Diolex (diolex) | 96.94 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 788. | Anthony (carllimcarl) | 96.94 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| 789. | Effdee (effdee) | 96.93 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 790. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 96.89 | 98% | 2020-01-13 |
| 791. | Andy (sheva370) | 96.89 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 792. | Sebastian (boywonder) | 96.88 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 793. | chiba (chibabijo) | 96.82 | 96% | 2017-11-24 |
| 794. | Arnel II (agujathis) | 96.81 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 795. | Shiney (shineyy) | 96.76 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 796. | Alan (alanasian) | 96.75 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |