The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18793. | Matt (digisax) | 73.65 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 18794. | Bart (bart) | 73.65 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 18795. | Charles (charlesssxavier) | 73.64 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
| 18796. | Klaus (jasil) | 73.64 | 93% | 2013-05-08 |
| 18797. | AJ (aj_jaswanth) | 73.64 | 91% | 2015-06-29 |
| 18798. | Eugene (sushiwaumai) | 73.63 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 18799. | werdnalliw (werdnalliw) | 73.63 | 91% | 2014-11-07 |
| 18800. | alex (alexaesopos) | 73.63 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 18801. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 73.63 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 18802. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 73.63 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 18803. | Garrett (galexj9) | 73.63 | 94% | 2014-10-07 |
| 18804. | Kaylie (kayliezach) | 73.63 | 95% | 2016-01-26 |
| 18805. | Chris (dealthoughts) | 73.63 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 18806. | janpenguin (meckbrider) | 73.63 | 97% | 2012-09-24 |
| 18807. | Kian (kian) | 73.63 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 18808. | Ethan (emahaulu20) | 73.63 | 96% | 2015-12-10 |
| 18809. | PARAG (parroye) | 73.62 | 94% | 2013-07-06 |
| 18810. | Vy (vluong10) | 73.62 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 18811. | Jaron (jaronc) | 73.62 | 93% | 2013-06-27 |
| 18812. | P (vjkg6) | 73.62 | 92% | 2012-02-13 |
| 18813. | Japa (yapa69) | 73.61 | 96% | 2022-03-06 |
| 18814. | Chris (cuddd) | 73.61 | 94% | 2017-06-20 |
| 18815. | Elixir (elixxer) | 73.61 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 18816. | Elara (jhennyfher) | 73.61 | 97% | 2012-04-02 |
| 18817. | duy (duyanhpt1) | 73.61 | 92% | 2013-05-04 |
| 18818. | Wasupie (wasupie) | 73.60 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 18819. | kr02lc (kreadzz) | 73.60 | 94% | 2021-11-05 |
| 18820. | viv (toastexee) | 73.60 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 18821. | Ng (ngnik) | 73.60 | 98% | 2015-03-06 |
| 18822. | Maxwell (minority) | 73.60 | 98% | 2013-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |