Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8847. | USAUSAUSA (usausausausa) | 88.51 | 95% | 2013-10-30 |
| 8848. | indigo (indigofast) | 88.50 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 8849. | Jens (bullercool) | 88.50 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 8850. | mvg (mvgxt) | 88.49 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 8851. | TUwU (tuwu) | 88.49 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8852. | Novas (novas_arcos) | 88.49 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 8853. | Sumeet (sumeet061190) | 88.49 | 98% | 2015-08-15 |
| 8854. | Kevin (baeyoona) | 88.49 | 93% | 2016-12-03 |
| 8855. | (π΄π²πΎπ») πΊπ... | 88.49 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 8856. | Alan (bluewizzy) | 88.49 | 97% | 2014-03-17 |
| 8857. | Andres (andres0432) | 88.49 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 8858. | Evan (shibbyllama) | 88.48 | 98% | 2013-01-13 |
| 8859. | Ken (timegoeson) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 8860. | Meow (meowlol) | 88.48 | 97% | 2013-04-13 |
| 8861. | Willy (paxson2008) | 88.48 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 8862. | Dice (dicey) | 88.48 | 97% | 2016-05-26 |
| 8863. | Crowbot (crowbot) | 88.47 | 99% | 2020-08-13 |
| 8864. | monners (monners) | 88.47 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 8865. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 88.47 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 8866. | Taylor (taylor15) | 88.47 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 8867. | Avuv (parper) | 88.47 | 97% | 2014-12-23 |
| 8868. | copol (copol) | 88.47 | 97% | 2016-09-17 |
| 8869. | Petit (petitjuju) | 88.46 | 99% | 2022-01-27 |
| 8870. | Branden (bm00re) | 88.46 | 94% | 2015-08-10 |
| 8871. | JGoFuego (jgofuego) | 88.46 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 8872. | josh (joshbuggy) | 88.46 | 95.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 8873. | Andre (myagmea) | 88.46 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
| 8874. | Alex (eggstreme) | 88.46 | 96% | 2018-01-11 |
| 8875. | Kuromu (funkey08) | 88.45 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
| 8876. | Don (dkbananas) | 88.45 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |