So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27577. | QuAzZeR (quazzer) | 56.91 | 94% | 2017-03-09 |
| 27578. | shiva (shivanagendra) | 56.91 | 90% | 2012-06-15 |
| 27579. | Roger (relevencione) | 56.91 | 100% | 2012-08-31 |
| 27580. | Rachel (raelee514) | 56.91 | 92% | 2017-01-29 |
| 27581. | makkuma (makkuma) | 56.91 | 86% | 2011-12-12 |
| 27582. | IhakAnm (ihakanm) | 56.91 | 83% | 2017-02-18 |
| 27583. | Daryl (daryl_s_turner) | 56.90 | 94% | 2023-04-24 |
| 27584. | fsck (fsck) | 56.90 | 89% | 2013-06-01 |
| 27585. | Fabio (fabaum) | 56.90 | 94% | 2014-07-02 |
| 27586. | Vinh (vinhkhoi) | 56.90 | 95% | 2014-01-25 |
| 27587. | Legend (jj5x10) | 56.90 | 94% | 2020-02-27 |
| 27588. | Vortex (vort) | 56.89 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 27589. | Alex (mama5a) | 56.89 | 94% | 2021-09-25 |
| 27590. | كين (sniz) | 56.89 | 94% | 2016-08-13 |
| 27591. | Takashi (tkawai) | 56.89 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 27592. | sportyboy (sportyboy) | 56.89 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 27593. | Aidan (aidanvyas) | 56.88 | 94% | 2022-12-30 |
| 27594. | Trung (parosimon) | 56.88 | 94% | 2014-07-15 |
| 27595. | Big Al (typeforgold) | 56.88 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 27596. | Ali (coolastro1231) | 56.88 | 91% | 2016-06-02 |
| 27597. | Owen (randname1) | 56.88 | 94% | 2015-09-15 |
| 27598. | Jasmeet (savi.singh89@gmail... | 56.88 | 94% | 2016-01-11 |
| 27599. | shailendra (shailendraji) | 56.88 | 100% | 2021-07-01 |
| 27600. | Joyce (jesilva) | 56.88 | 98% | 2015-07-15 |
| 27601. | wens (wensryan20) | 56.88 | 96% | 2012-01-19 |
| 27602. | Rui (carvalho) | 56.88 | 94% | 2016-03-05 |
| 27603. | Alliya (bluetype) | 56.88 | 97% | 2011-07-19 |
| 27604. | Shimanto (shimant0) | 56.87 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 27605. | Adil (nemezidus) | 56.87 | 89% | 2016-05-12 |
| 27606. | Ace (ace_d_bortogas) | 56.87 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |