As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14984. | Tetu (bwewts) | 72.32 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 14985. | Angel (ninjasneak543) | 72.32 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 14986. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 72.32 | 96% | 2021-02-15 |
| 14987. | Chaddog (svd997) | 72.32 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 14988. | patrick (rice247) | 72.32 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| 14989. | Nic (hoooosdifuh) | 72.31 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 14990. | Xentury (xentury) | 72.31 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 14991. | Pe_Pong (khanh45a3kct) | 72.31 | 97% | 2018-06-09 |
| 14992. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 72.31 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
| 14993. | S (1ext) | 72.31 | 95% | 2017-06-19 |
| 14994. | Yimmy (jwheelz) | 72.30 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 14995. | jinay (noisy_88) | 72.30 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 14996. | shaik (shahul_shaik) | 72.30 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
| 14997. | Mai (itsmemai) | 72.30 | 95% | 2017-01-14 |
| 14998. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 72.30 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 14999. | Sagar (sagarraskar) | 72.29 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 15000. | vinayv (vadizv) | 72.28 | 95% | 2023-08-07 |
| 15001. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 72.28 | 94.9% | 2023-11-02 |
| 15002. | Izack (izack124) | 72.28 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 15003. | JeusIsLord (jesus_rose_from... | 72.28 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 15004. | Param (parmy) | 72.28 | 95% | 2016-09-13 |
| 15005. | Mancini (mancini) | 72.28 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
| 15006. | jamie (sorchadopa01) | 72.27 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15007. | F (fafasese) | 72.27 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 15008. | J (irocamora) | 72.27 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 15009. | Warren (craggles) | 72.27 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 15010. | Typomaster (hello_i_am_hi) | 72.26 | 98.4% | 2023-12-19 |
| 15011. | Sean (sleamy) | 72.26 | 94% | 2015-12-05 |
| 15012. | postabb (postabb) | 72.25 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| 15013. | R (sevenexpert) | 72.25 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |