Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31931. | Kian (adkas13) | 49.86 | 86% | 2017-01-27 |
| 31932. | Dragonboy (dragonboy1988) | 49.85 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 31933. | ali (bachekhar) | 49.85 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 31934. | Taco (taco_mann) | 49.85 | 97% | 2012-09-16 |
| 31935. | TeddY (jirayut) | 49.85 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 31936. | BOTbkchod (bot_bakchod) | 49.85 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| 31937. | mostafa (mostafa_tantawy) | 49.85 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 31938. | Dieter (dietibol) | 49.85 | 94% | 2012-10-29 |
| 31939. | donny.friskianto@yahoo.com ... | 49.84 | 94% | 2012-05-15 |
| 31940. | Marco (marco_sa) | 49.84 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 31941. | Frank (italiafa) | 49.83 | 92% | 2015-05-28 |
| 31942. | Sur (phonelock) | 49.83 | 88% | 2014-01-05 |
| 31943. | Elizabeth (zzrelizabeth@gma... | 49.83 | 94% | 2012-01-31 |
| 31944. | bala (gezellig) | 49.83 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 31945. | RickChyou (rickchyou) | 49.83 | 96.3% | 2023-10-27 |
| 31946. | Flyerminer (flyerminer) | 49.83 | 85% | 2014-03-02 |
| 31947. | parin (parin) | 49.82 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 31948. | Bryan (undulatus) | 49.82 | 92% | 2011-06-02 |
| 31949. | Niranjan (lord_shady) | 49.82 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
| 31950. | jonthan (durgs4) | 49.82 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 31951. | Sukritha (sukritha) | 49.82 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 31952. | Harsh (harshbansal) | 49.82 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 31953. | Loser (5atan) | 49.82 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 31954. | Deeann (deeannmarie) | 49.81 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 31955. | Noe (noe1995) | 49.81 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
| 31956. | Andy (andytran7) | 49.81 | 91% | 2015-02-16 |
| 31957. | Chris (chenstopher) | 49.80 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 31958. | Adam (adam95) | 49.80 | 80% | 2015-03-30 |
| 31959. | Himal (panthimal) | 49.80 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 31960. | jason (jason_park) | 49.79 | 88% | 2012-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |