I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1803. | James (the_swan) | 117.63 | 98% | 2022-03-19 |
| 1804. | (thedigitalallo) | 117.63 | 99.7% | 2025-01-01 |
| 1805. | (naseraldeen1) | 117.63 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 1806. | (klog53) | 117.61 | 98.8% | 2024-12-10 |
| 1807. | (rainbowarsenal) | 117.61 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 1808. | (tidakfitbi) | 117.60 | 98% | 2015-12-13 |
| 1809. | (bnje1) | 117.59 | 97.8% | 2024-05-21 |
| 1810. | bmoney (23bmoney23) | 117.58 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 1811. | (mauler09) | 117.58 | 99% | 2017-06-02 |
| 1812. | (gamingkenan) | 117.57 | 98% | 2025-04-21 |
| 1813. | (dvorakprodigy) | 117.57 | 99% | 2021-10-10 |
| 1814. | (cryoticcommander) | 117.55 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1815. | Shonade (mr_overclocked) | 117.54 | 95.9% | 2023-12-30 |
| 1816. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 117.54 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 1817. | kemiy (kemiy) | 117.54 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1818. | (laaark) | 117.54 | 97% | 2016-02-13 |
| 1819. | (n_h999) | 117.53 | 99% | 2020-04-23 |
| 1820. | (paribaba) | 117.53 | 98% | 2015-07-07 |
| 1821. | (crusading_pigeon) | 117.51 | 97% | 2025-11-07 |
| 1822. | (anarchist69) | 117.51 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 1823. | Alex (alexhchu) | 117.50 | 99% | 2022-04-16 |
| 1824. | (kobaltkookie) | 117.50 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 1825. | Jackie (bluezor) | 117.49 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 1826. | (khronic) | 117.49 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 1827. | Ray (iconoclastic) | 117.49 | 99% | 2018-08-04 |
| 1828. | (klokl1) | 117.48 | 98.3% | 2024-12-10 |
| 1829. | (mourtzouphlos) | 117.48 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 1830. | (nicholaswong033) | 117.46 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 1831. | (articqwerty) | 117.45 | 100% | 2024-05-14 |
| 1832. | (yelxuh) | 117.45 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |