So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3356. | (bgin) | 105.33 | 98% | 2016-02-12 |
| 3357. | (dorksquad) | 105.32 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 3358. | Pedro (timboly3) | 105.31 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
| 3359. | (kennethh) | 105.31 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 3360. | jiff (bobbymole) | 105.30 | 98% | 2012-04-27 |
| 3361. | (hyasen) | 105.29 | 98% | 2014-10-25 |
| 3362. | (lolumadbro) | 105.29 | 87% | 2016-03-23 |
| 3363. | (utopiagrr) | 105.29 | — | 2011-04-09 |
| 3364. | (pjayys) | 105.27 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 3365. | (ekop1) | 105.27 | 95% | 2015-08-02 |
| 3366. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 105.26 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 3367. | Crono (ddrcrono) | 105.26 | 95% | 2011-10-05 |
| 3368. | (hayden4050) | 105.25 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 3369. | (epixaid) | 105.25 | 97% | 2019-12-08 |
| 3370. | (lueyfufu) | 105.25 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 3371. | (anotherbreakfastwithyou) | 105.25 | 97% | 2013-07-20 |
| 3372. | (jvorajig) | 105.24 | 96% | 2011-11-07 |
| 3373. | (paribaba) | 105.24 | 98% | 2015-11-05 |
| 3374. | (knightsunder) | 105.23 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 3375. | (suandi1986) | 105.23 | 99% | 2013-03-19 |
| 3376. | Nobody (roastedtuna) | 105.23 | 92% | 2014-10-11 |
| 3377. | (chilalas) | 105.22 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 3378. | mat (greenode) | 105.22 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 3379. | Wabadaba (wabadaba) | 105.22 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3380. | uNiCoRNpRiNcEsSx (swagpiratex) | 105.20 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 3381. | (om3rrr) | 105.20 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 3382. | (exaltednemesis) | 105.20 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 3383. | (sobe_me_out_alrdy) | 105.19 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 3384. | (clouderz) | 105.19 | 95% | 2014-04-25 |
| 3385. | Grant (visual_dichotomy) | 105.19 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |