The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19039. | David (ipadpwner) | 72.98 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 19040. | (rendual) | 72.97 | 92% | 2017-05-05 |
| 19041. | (tyrful) | 72.97 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 19042. | Jason (pradogy) | 72.97 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 19043. | (lacadik) | 72.97 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 19044. | (fikritheins) | 72.97 | 92% | 2017-02-20 |
| 19045. | Eric (aussie_legend) | 72.97 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 19046. | Mos (mossom) | 72.97 | 98% | 2011-09-13 |
| 19047. | Lisa (leesemm) | 72.97 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 19048. | Zombie (iolife) | 72.97 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
| 19049. | Adilson (adilsonpuro) | 72.97 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 19050. | (darthyoda_sge) | 72.96 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 19051. | នាគអាស៊ី (s... | 72.96 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 19052. | (woody_wins_) | 72.96 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 19053. | (eltuto) | 72.96 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 19054. | Zac (beastliness23) | 72.96 | 91% | 2016-01-22 |
| 19055. | (philippines_881) | 72.95 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 19056. | (akiyama_shinchi) | 72.95 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 19057. | (radambc) | 72.95 | 99% | 2022-05-13 |
| 19058. | parcuz (parcuz) | 72.95 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
| 19059. | (yjkim96) | 72.95 | 99% | 2014-04-02 |
| 19060. | Huy (tqhuy1995) | 72.95 | 97% | 2013-07-11 |
| 19061. | (steve7414) | 72.95 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 19062. | (jaihuenalizada) | 72.95 | 94% | 2017-05-05 |
| 19063. | David (higginshere) | 72.94 | 95% | 2012-04-25 |
| 19064. | Harry (harpreetsingh005) | 72.94 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| 19065. | Thomas (skyllo) | 72.94 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 19066. | Sami (t1sami) | 72.94 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 19067. | (sotongster) | 72.94 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 19068. | クローエ (seyasoya) | 72.94 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |