And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25783. | Peter (spych102) | 69.91 | 96% | 2013-12-06 |
| 25784. | Charon (just_you_and_me) | 69.90 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 25785. | Emdadul (emdad439) | 69.90 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 25786. | Simone (motonacciu) | 69.90 | 95% | 2016-05-16 |
| 25787. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 69.90 | 99% | 2016-08-01 |
| 25788. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 69.90 | 99% | 2018-08-28 |
| 25789. | Ren (emperorpenguin) | 69.89 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
| 25790. | Jean (jampiolo) | 69.89 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 25791. | John (johnhemrom) | 69.89 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 25792. | JSlyk (jslyk) | 69.89 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 25793. | Sanji (kostiskond) | 69.89 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 25794. | Eric (prodigybaby) | 69.89 | 96% | 2021-01-30 |
| 25795. | Adil (adika_r) | 69.89 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 25796. | Charles (cselsby) | 69.89 | 98% | 2016-03-07 |
| 25797. | Chaim (chaim) | 69.89 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
| 25798. | Tran (tdtrung17693) | 69.89 | 97% | 2015-09-30 |
| 25799. | Isla (oodley) | 69.88 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 25800. | ninnroot (cryogenesis) | 69.88 | 94% | 2022-10-01 |
| 25801. | 😈Dasha😈 (3277772) | 69.88 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| 25802. | type (typeracer21st) | 69.88 | 95% | 2013-10-18 |
| 25803. | davy (octopu5) | 69.88 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 25804. | johnray (jraf23) | 69.88 | 87% | 2016-08-11 |
| 25805. | James Timothy (parapala23) | 69.88 | 93% | 2012-08-17 |
| 25806. | Adam (adammomen) | 69.87 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 25807. | mange (fishlaser) | 69.87 | 96% | 2012-10-16 |
| 25808. | k3pl4 (k3pl4) | 69.86 | 97.5% | 2023-05-23 |
| 25809. | stasis351 (stasis351) | 69.86 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 25810. | Duc (sungjinwoo2001) | 69.86 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 25811. | nut (nuttastic) | 69.86 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 25812. | jordan (nycdjordn) | 69.86 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |