With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2509. | (mike444) | 110.95 | 98% | 2017-05-29 |
| 2510. | (ilovelacrosse) | 110.94 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 2511. | :) (merelyafelix) | 110.94 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 2512. | ARPANET (whitemocha) | 110.94 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 2513. | Nick (adyingwalrus) | 110.92 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 2514. | (heythere123) | 110.92 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2515. | Hillo (hillov) | 110.92 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 2516. | (ogtoast) | 110.91 | 100% | 2023-03-24 |
| 2517. | Tobbe (tobbe326) | 110.91 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 2518. | Char Aznable (idp5601) | 110.89 | 99% | 2025-05-15 |
| 2519. | (rlib) | 110.89 | 99% | 2016-12-09 |
| 2520. | (d0minic) | 110.88 | 97% | 2025-10-06 |
| 2521. | JoshKeebs (joshdub9707) | 110.88 | 99% | 2026-04-11 |
| 2522. | Gerard (ultimagnusv2) | 110.88 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 2523. | Ryn (catsneekers) | 110.87 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
| 2524. | Kylei Clark (kyclark0114) | 110.87 | 99% | 2024-02-21 |
| 2525. | Justice (paralytic) | 110.85 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 2526. | (nicktram31) | 110.84 | 97% | 2019-08-25 |
| 2527. | Dan (dssl86) | 110.84 | 98.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2528. | Hysteria (hysteriaa) | 110.84 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 2529. | (wizaroni) | 110.83 | 96.8% | 2024-05-30 |
| 2530. | Teletek (teletek) | 110.83 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 2531. | Randall (rdox10) | 110.82 | 98.4% | 2023-12-31 |
| 2532. | Daniel (scootermcgee) | 110.80 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
| 2533. | (jacktheswimmer) | 110.78 | 99% | 2026-02-07 |
| 2534. | (chopst2cksss) | 110.78 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 2535. | (djo666) | 110.78 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 2536. | (naka__) | 110.77 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 2537. | (timu) | 110.76 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 2538. | Cow (cowgochirp) | 110.76 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |