It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3059. | DEREK (drkch) | 70.12 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3060. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 70.11 | 95% | 2019-06-02 |
| 3061. | (dr_drakonix) | 70.11 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 3062. | Chris (xilteen) | 70.09 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 3063. | TSpin (all_type) | 70.09 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3064. | (donnie_dorko) | 70.09 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 3065. | Aleks (aleks8) | 70.09 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 3066. | Amos (amosbird) | 70.09 | 96% | 2017-09-30 |
| 3067. | (aaberg) | 70.08 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 3068. | mrlago (mrlago) | 70.06 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3069. | Andrej (apalias) | 70.05 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 3070. | (phille11552) | 70.02 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
| 3071. | (knuten) | 70.02 | 94% | 2018-09-04 |
| 3072. | (most_valuable_player) | 70.02 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 3073. | (icemannx916) | 69.99 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 3074. | (pop0n) | 69.98 | 97% | 2017-08-30 |
| 3075. | (samuelhe8) | 69.97 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 3076. | Ethan (chorb) | 69.97 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 3077. | paraluman (paraluman) | 69.97 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 3078. | (kickall) | 69.95 | 96% | 2020-09-05 |
| 3079. | (poiesis) | 69.94 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 3080. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 69.94 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 3081. | (ufarooq71) | 69.91 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
| 3082. | (oweozz) | 69.91 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 3083. | (balot2020) | 69.90 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3084. | (benpr99) | 69.90 | 95% | 2019-01-10 |
| 3085. | (chrysanthemumtea) | 69.90 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| 3086. | (litboi101) | 69.89 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3087. | Jonathan (bunks) | 69.88 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 3088. | Machine (guldan) | 69.88 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |