It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1292. | Jonathan (chipdragon) | 89.65 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1293. | Allen (coraza) | 89.63 | 99% | 2020-03-07 |
| 1294. | Beket (bayemirov) | 89.62 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 1295. | h (kuboss) | 89.60 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1296. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 89.58 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1297. | Garotto (uselessusername) | 89.58 | 99% | 2019-04-29 |
| 1298. | (carrot_) | 89.57 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 1299. | Backspace (walkert1097) | 89.57 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
| 1300. | uwucat (uwucat) | 89.56 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 1301. | Ryan (speeddddd) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1302. | caique (caiquelira) | 89.53 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1303. | Instynkt (instynkt) | 89.52 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 1304. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 89.52 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1305. | Dank (fapples) | 89.52 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 1306. | Jonathan (jjones0598) | 89.50 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1307. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 89.48 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 1308. | SoulMizou (paraloop) | 89.47 | 98% | 2019-06-08 |
| 1309. | Brian (gross51695) | 89.46 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 1310. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 89.45 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1311. | Vincent (rangs4777) | 89.39 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1312. | Eujean (eujean) | 89.38 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 1313. | index finger spacebar user ... | 89.37 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1314. | Chris92 (chris92de) | 89.37 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1315. | Bobby (facethepro) | 89.33 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 1316. | Raph (raph_) | 89.32 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 1317. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 89.30 | 99% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1318. | Muslem (muslimomar) | 89.26 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 1319. | saku (deckcsgo) | 89.26 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1320. | Allan (ajdx88) | 89.22 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 1321. | Grant (eyz11327) | 89.21 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |