So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20020. | Kairav (parzivalkairav) | 67.79 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 20021. | I miss her (shivam30072001) | 67.79 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 20022. | Stefan (zekan) | 67.79 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 20023. | awl (a84784480) | 67.79 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 20024. | (onkarv_2001) | 67.78 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 20025. | Charles (armdev) | 67.77 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 20026. | (m3dsh) | 67.77 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 20027. | (davidzocker3) | 67.77 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 20028. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 67.77 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 20029. | (greecetina) | 67.77 | 99% | 2012-06-26 |
| 20030. | (slee11) | 67.77 | 94% | 2013-04-19 |
| 20031. | (adilet_524) | 67.76 | 97.1% | 2023-08-09 |
| 20032. | GreenUmbrella (greenumbrella) | 67.76 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 20033. | (aeonpone) | 67.76 | 99% | 2020-08-30 |
| 20034. | (river3125) | 67.76 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 20035. | Alief (nochtavio) | 67.76 | 89% | 2016-06-30 |
| 20036. | (nemar) | 67.75 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 20037. | (zinbhonehtut) | 67.75 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 20038. | Daniel (gromityperacer) | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 20039. | (carrier_pigeon) | 67.75 | 95% | 2012-02-21 |
| 20040. | (nicholasyeet) | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 20041. | (momentumjayrace100) | 67.75 | 95% | 2017-02-07 |
| 20042. | (niebla) | 67.75 | 98% | 2012-06-26 |
| 20043. | Pewpewpew (paradoxon) | 67.75 | 94% | 2015-12-11 |
| 20044. | (danishakh) | 67.74 | 95% | 2012-10-12 |
| 20045. | (hawwaaa) | 67.74 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 20046. | (zedzke) | 67.74 | 89% | 2014-10-16 |
| 20047. | Otto (otto_types) | 67.74 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 20048. | (dvorak_dwight) | 67.74 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 20049. | Matthias (sylence) | 67.74 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |