I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13208. | Ambro (ambrosiol) | 81.70 | 99% | 2021-12-17 |
| 13209. | DRACO (wueytiuewi) | 81.70 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 13210. | Audrey (icecreamfan777) | 81.70 | 94% | 2022-04-16 |
| 13211. | skittle mcgriddle (_suffoca... | 81.70 | 96% | 2025-04-22 |
| 13212. | Annabelle (anuhbell) | 81.69 | 99% | 2017-06-29 |
| 13213. | Skellysauce (mrwatermelon) | 81.69 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 13214. | Lolli (lollo2000) | 81.69 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 13215. | gaule (gaule) | 81.69 | 99% | 2021-12-28 |
| 13216. | arxbombus (arxbombus) | 81.68 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 13217. | Shaun (shaunshow) | 81.68 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 13218. | G@meCh@nger (satat) | 81.68 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 13219. | hk000806 (hk000806) | 81.68 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
| 13220. | matt (mpcroft) | 81.67 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
| 13221. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (some_guy4444) | 81.67 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 13222. | Wezz (w3zz) | 81.67 | 100% | 2020-02-15 |
| 13223. | Michael (mekel_elden) | 81.67 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 13224. | Ajay (ajaygunacr7) | 81.66 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 13225. | Dawg (paradoxfox) | 81.66 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 13226. | Anh (_azh_) | 81.66 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 13227. | Kranhes (kranhes01_) | 81.66 | 97.7% | 2025-01-19 |
| 13228. | bigboybrent (bigboybrent77) | 81.66 | 98% | 2021-04-25 |
| 13229. | Peter (hat4ke) | 81.65 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 13230. | Friedrich (drmomake) | 81.65 | 96% | 2017-04-13 |
| 13231. | Chester (rektbychester) | 81.65 | 94% | 2020-05-29 |
| 13232. | D (chubbieveggie) | 81.64 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 13233. | Macqyu (macqyu) | 81.64 | 98.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 13234. | kalirocketdev (kalirocketdev) | 81.64 | 98.2% | 2024-04-20 |
| 13235. | Collin (ginganinjaqqq) | 81.63 | 98% | 2017-05-08 |
| 13236. | Deacon (nightthemight) | 81.63 | 98% | 2018-01-22 |
| 13237. | Luke (kioa) | 81.63 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |