So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6253. | strawhat (luffy016) | 94.95 | 97% | 2015-03-16 |
| 6254. | Copernicus (copernicsus) | 94.94 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 6255. | Dean (voidforce) | 94.94 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 6256. | Liam (bangkokracer) | 94.94 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 6257. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 94.94 | 99% | 2013-05-07 |
| 6258. | East (eastype6) | 94.93 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 6259. | Jake (wortis) | 94.93 | 99% | 2022-04-26 |
| 6260. | piglet (slaylet) | 94.93 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 6261. | D (invasian_rulzau) | 94.93 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 6262. | uc irvine advertisement (ozl6) | 94.92 | 91% | 2014-09-23 |
| 6263. | Big Fat Onion (x_onion_x) | 94.92 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 6264. | Benji (ijneb) | 94.91 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 6265. | Baron (klinestife) | 94.91 | 97% | 2013-10-11 |
| 6266. | Arman (masterilluminati) | 94.91 | 99% | 2019-06-03 |
| 6267. | Yuseph (yuseph) | 94.91 | 90% | 2016-04-16 |
| 6268. | Azem (peja) | 94.91 | 98% | 2016-09-16 |
| 6269. | gaston (gastonlag) | 94.90 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 6270. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 94.90 | 100% | 2012-03-03 |
| 6271. | Peter (paradox) | 94.90 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 6272. | Herr (japieee) | 94.90 | — | 2009-09-21 |
| 6273. | CatchitBaby (catchitbaby) | 94.90 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 6274. | Chad (chadkouse) | 94.89 | 94% | 2016-12-01 |
| 6275. | Luan (twinprime19) | 94.89 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 6276. | BizzyBone (jason7451) | 94.89 | 93% | 2011-06-25 |
| 6277. | yeah! (brushily) | 94.88 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 6278. | J Edgar (tomer) | 94.88 | 96% | 2012-02-18 |
| 6279. | Matthew (ar223) | 94.88 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 6280. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 94.88 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 6281. | Shiba (pianolover123) | 94.87 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 6282. | David (cydmium) | 94.87 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |