Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1754. | Stop being faster than me! ... | 114.64 | 98% | 2014-01-25 |
| 1755. | (prgmlu) | 114.64 | 96% | 2014-06-01 |
| 1756. | (flowergirl228) | 114.64 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 1757. | (narianu) | 114.62 | 99% | 2011-09-28 |
| 1758. | gab (gab_) | 114.62 | 96% | 2017-05-22 |
| 1759. | Ket (ket93) | 114.60 | 99% | 2022-02-12 |
| 1760. | Adam (shoelegend88) | 114.59 | 95% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1761. | (1faber) | 114.58 | 94% | 2017-02-09 |
| 1762. | (mj970325) | 114.56 | 97% | 2014-04-13 |
| 1763. | Jordan (jorsian) | 114.55 | 98% | 2015-11-20 |
| 1764. | Tozu (tozu2) | 114.55 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 1765. | captcha at ghosting is geni... | 114.54 | 98.5% | 2024-12-14 |
| 1766. | Plato (observer_02) | 114.54 | 99% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1767. | (onah) | 114.53 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 1768. | (kappus) | 114.52 | 95% | 2012-10-24 |
| 1769. | Alex (equidorian) | 114.52 | 99% | 2020-08-14 |
| 1770. | K (paradigm) | 114.51 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 1771. | Gary (gleung6164) | 114.50 | 97% | 2016-12-18 |
| 1772. | batbold (bb__) | 114.50 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 1773. | (tychoman) | 114.48 | 99% | 2015-06-23 |
| 1774. | (matrix0) | 114.48 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 1775. | (pcchild) | 114.46 | 99% | 2017-06-21 |
| 1776. | (wtb1) | 114.46 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 1777. | Ja-kobe (jrutz26) | 114.46 | 99% | 2022-09-29 |
| 1778. | Bassim. (cmpleteidiot) | 114.45 | 99% | 2018-02-22 |
| 1779. | (minhxuan2507) | 114.45 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1780. | (dpm9h) | 114.44 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 1781. | (yeahright1248) | 114.44 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 1782. | (filth001) | 114.43 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 1783. | (cosmic5) | 114.42 | 97% | 2013-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |