As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9988. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 83.91 | 94% | 2016-02-07 |
| 9989. | Elias (el_typo_jr) | 83.90 | 97.6% | 2023-08-01 |
| 9990. | Simon (sieomonthegreat) | 83.90 | 97.8% | 2024-04-09 |
| 9991. | iso (bosniaandherzegovina) | 83.90 | 97% | 2023-11-09 |
| 9992. | Matthew (matt_daemond) | 83.90 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 9993. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 83.90 | 99% | 2016-08-30 |
| 9994. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 83.90 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 9995. | Quibz (white_fire) | 83.90 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 9996. | Melvin (melli06) | 83.89 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 9997. | ks (sempiedram) | 83.89 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 9998. | Irakli (iraklius) | 83.89 | 93% | 2016-02-28 |
| 9999. | Orphanhub (orphanhub) | 83.88 | 96.2% | 2023-10-31 |
| 10000. | ambrosia (ambrosia0) | 83.88 | 98.4% | 2023-09-06 |
| 10001. | Azzy (bluuu3) | 83.88 | 97% | 2017-09-30 |
| 10002. | Carroll (carrollshelby) | 83.88 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 10003. | Tyler (tythal) | 83.88 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 10004. | Mayank (minkk777) | 83.87 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 10005. | Para (parad) | 83.87 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 10006. | Sean (speskin) | 83.87 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 10007. | Give me ice (givemeice) | 83.86 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 10008. | anant (incandanza) | 83.85 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
| 10009. | hamic (hamic) | 83.85 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 10010. | Y3 (yyy333) | 83.85 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 10011. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 83.85 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 10012. | naa (trixzter) | 83.85 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 10013. | Phillip (littlebigphil) | 83.85 | 98% | 2016-01-25 |
| 10014. | Gobind (meri_marzi) | 83.84 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 10015. | CarCubePanda (carcubepanda) | 83.84 | 98.6% | 2023-07-04 |
| 10016. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 83.84 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 10017. | Aaron (pikachu3004) | 83.84 | 90% | 2016-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |