And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30616. | (pankaj11) | 60.90 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 30617. | Speeder (atspeeder) | 60.90 | 99% | 2017-05-11 |
| 30618. | (veliza) | 60.90 | 92% | 2013-01-04 |
| 30619. | (katz1971) | 60.90 | 99% | 2012-04-11 |
| 30620. | [25K-120] (shantamacfg) | 60.89 | 93% | 2017-06-08 |
| 30621. | (waddee) | 60.89 | 94.4% | 2021-02-19 |
| 30622. | Irving (xrvng) | 60.89 | 94% | 2014-12-05 |
| 30623. | wililam (wheky) | 60.89 | 90% | 2012-03-27 |
| 30624. | (yolowl) | 60.88 | 95% | 2023-04-19 |
| 30625. | (dynamo031) | 60.88 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 30626. | Beasttstats[masterlow] (mas... | 60.88 | 94.3% | 2023-08-29 |
| 30627. | Filthy (filthyballer) | 60.88 | 95% | 2021-02-22 |
| 30628. | Chu (marcochu) | 60.88 | 94% | 2012-02-28 |
| 30629. | (pissatahra) | 60.87 | 95.4% | 2023-10-28 |
| 30630. | (letsfadetogether) | 60.87 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 30631. | Diego (diego_areial_pb) | 60.87 | 94% | 2011-06-17 |
| 30632. | (mazen25287) | 60.86 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 30633. | Sam (samue_l) | 60.86 | 93% | 2020-08-24 |
| 30634. | (paraboloid) | 60.86 | 97% | 2016-02-24 |
| 30635. | Shlomo (ystwerski) | 60.86 | 95% | 2015-11-26 |
| 30636. | Andrew (cenidozaandrew) | 60.86 | 94% | 2014-10-15 |
| 30637. | tstats[poffio] (poffio) | 60.86 | 98% | 2011-08-05 |
| 30638. | Jason (tevex) | 60.85 | 86% | 2014-02-19 |
| 30639. | Oliver (oliver7073) | 60.85 | 95% | 2017-01-04 |
| 30640. | (ru6ik666) | 60.85 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 30641. | ... (flamedragon) | 60.85 | 94% | 2020-11-25 |
| 30642. | dmitry (earths) | 60.85 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 30643. | Jay (jayli0809) | 60.84 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 30644. | (bonksy) | 60.84 | 93% | 2021-04-06 |
| 30645. | Cuong (halongslegend) | 60.84 | 93% | 2021-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |