Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3443. | TSpin (all_type) | 67.85 | 95% | 2020-06-11 |
| 3444. | Matt (dazzles98) | 67.85 | 94% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3445. | G (gtsinger) | 67.84 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 3446. | Joshua (beastjg) | 67.81 | 94% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3447. | Jeremy (ziney) | 67.78 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 3448. | Iftekhar (iftekhar2495) | 67.77 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 3449. | Tom (thomaspereira94) | 67.76 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 3450. | orih (orih) | 67.76 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 3451. | Kacper (hoff123) | 67.75 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 3452. | vikalimo (anoba) | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
| 3453. | Theo (tcoutsouros) | 67.74 | 95% | 2020-05-03 |
| 3454. | Tyler (tythal) | 67.73 | 95% | 2018-08-12 |
| 3455. | Jens (spaceplumber) | 67.71 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
| 3456. | Kiryu (kiryugozi) | 67.70 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 3457. | Pepe (peperojel) | 67.69 | 99% | 2020-06-03 |
| 3458. | adinda (adindaprsl) | 67.69 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 3459. | H2O.intolerant (puremichigan) | 67.68 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
| 3460. | XanderManCan (tacticaltoast) | 67.68 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 3461. | Panther (panthernerd) | 67.68 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3462. | a (mb031) | 67.68 | 95% | 2020-02-24 |
| 3463. | Mattias (illmajol) | 67.66 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 3464. | Malik (malik_sb) | 67.65 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 3465. | Bluepingie (bluepingie) | 67.64 | 95% | 2018-01-06 |
| 3466. | Aodhán (mccrozier) | 67.62 | 97% | 2018-07-15 |
| 3467. | Ian (ianmaiden) | 67.60 | 100% | 2019-09-25 |
| 3468. | Derek (dbraun13) | 67.60 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
| 3469. | Jonathan (jstriker9peru) | 67.60 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3470. | SeaTang (seatang) | 67.59 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 3471. | ifoawn (ifoawn) | 67.56 | 94% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3472. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 67.56 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |